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You think there are secret hidden facebook messages meant just for you, when in reality, you are an idiot.

Also known as FDD.
"He just checked in at the bar. I think he wants me to meet him there."

"I don’t think so; he hasn’t accepted your 18 friend requests."

"No really, I think this one was meant for me."

"You are an idiot. You have facebook delusion disorder."
by SPApproved January 26, 2012