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the invisible yet all-powerful shield that protects all babies the pictures of whom have been posted on facebook from any negative comments, no matter how ugly the babies really look.
A: look at this picture of her daughter - that is one ugly baby.
B: yea, but there are 10 comments underneath that picture claiming this is the cutest baby ever.
A: facebook baby shield at work again.
by wazupyo June 03, 2010
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Use of babies in photographs to emphasize that one's relationship status is definitely not 'single', or, if one is single, see baby cock block.
See Facebook for examples of the Facebook baby shield.
by Alleycat420 June 04, 2010
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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