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Facebore 

On Facebook - someone who continually writes or your wall or leaves msgs, yet they are boring, unexciting, and just plain yawn-inducing.
Holy Eric! Enough with the long messages about your Mom's sexlife! You've become a facebore!
Facebore by Magnificent Pam July 9, 2007

Facebonk 

A common misspelling of Facebook. It occured to me that this is a effin' funny word and obviously a reference to being shagged in the face whilst giving oral
"I want to Facebonk your face"

"She was rubbish at head so i just Facebonked her"
Facebonk by Sneeky Dave again September 29, 2009

Facebonkers 

Someone who is constantly going crazy on Facebook...
By crazy I mean... commenting on every single photo, writing on everyone's wall, groups, invites, etc. etc.
"Dude.. Freakin Kathy has gone completely facebonkers!...."
"Yeah, man... She left me like 16 photo comments and invited me to 4 groups and all this shit"
"God help us..."
Facebonkers by Klyde Frog January 27, 2009

Facebonk 

A term for oral sex that is generally more acceptable in polite conversation than skull fucking

Derived from a typo of facebook
"I was facebonking when her Father walked in."

After facebonking each other for a while, Jennie and Tom decided it was time to change their relationship status.
Facebonk by Rainbulimic July 1, 2008
Facebored

Face·Bored {Feys-bord}
-verb
1. to be stay on Facebook for a great quantity of time, waiting for a "photo comment" or for a friend's new "Profile Pic" to be uploaded.

2. to change your Facebook status to something nobody wants to know such as, "just woke up," or "going to sleep."

3. to have back and forth conversations with another person, (who is usually Facebored as well.)
1. "I am so facebored that I refreshed my Facebook page ten times in the last thirty seconds."

2. "This guy just posted that he is going to sleep on his Facebook wall. He must be very facebored."
Term used when getting aroused by someone's FaceBook profile pictures.
Sully: "Man... did you see Agnus' profile picture? Her cans were practically hanging out!"

Marshall: "Yeah dude, I got a wicked faceboner when I saw that."
FaceBoner by egrunty October 14, 2011