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Faceblanked 

1. To ignore someone on Facebook. This can be considered especially rude if the person has posted something directly on to your wall that requires an answer. Also can be incredibly empowering to the person who is Faceblanking.

2. To ignore someone for Facebook. Whole conversations can be carried out to someone's back, as they roam Facebook, without the speaking party realising they are being Faceblanked. This has been made increasingly worse by the use of mobile internet to access Facebook and growing wi-fi access avaliable in and around cities.
A: "Hey, did you see the game the other day?"
B: *Continues to use Facebook Chat*
A: "I'll take that as a no...So did you know that an alien abducted me last night?"
B: *Continues use of Facebook*
A: "Well I know when I've been well and truely Faceblanked."
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FaceBusted 

Logging into Facebook from work for just a quick "lurker" glance only to receive an IM from someone that knows you should be working.
I was at work today and I swear I was only on Facebook like 30 seconds when I got FaceBusted with an IM from a spouse asking, "Shouldn't you be working?"
FaceBusted by EricStratton March 12, 2010

Faceblast 

Fucking a girl in the face as if it were her vagina
Joe faceblasted the girl so hard she gagged and then he blew his load in her mouth.
Faceblast by WeezyF8911 April 23, 2009

Faceblaster 

A guitar solo so triumphant that it is capable of blasting the listener's face off.
Fuck man, Dime can rip off a faceblaster like nothin'.

facewasted 

when you have wasted your life on facebook. Either chatting,commenting,uploading,or posting etc. etc.
dude1: man my GF broke up with me
dude2: why???

dude1: she said ive facewasted my life away
dude2:...well thats kind of true
dude1: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT!!!
dude2: well we're chatting on face book right now
dude1: oh.... *sob sob*

facebusted 

When you and one friend post information on Facebook but you have already told another friend something different.
"I told Sally that I couldn't go out with her on Saturday, then Jill facebusted me by mentioning my date with her that night."
facebusted by cannon09 June 4, 2009