def. The act of defecating upon another's facial region, visage, or depiction.
A specific threat meant to coerce others into doing one's bidding.
alternative forms: face-shat
His face looked so clean and unblemished, I felt the need to shit upon it.
God, I'm sure in a face-shitting mood today!
If you don't (make me a sandwich, write me that essay, etc.) right this instant I'm going to shit on your face!
The act of using facebook via a mobile device whilst sitting on the toilet.
Hey Todd, were you on your iPod touch while you were taking a shit?
Yeah, I was faceshitting.. Check out my new status
Using a mobile device, ipad, laptop or any other means of accessing and using facebook while sitting on the toilet and defecating.
Melissa commented on her friend's status while faceshitting.