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to be so zoned into your smartphone device that you end up ignoring the world that you live in.
face planter's tend to fall into fountains while texting. face planters don't know that guy at the coffee shop thinks that they are cute because they never look up.
by karenladeeda May 06, 2012
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The art of gettin pwn'd by planting the face on the ground, rail wall etc.
Tom: i was reverting, it killed my arm and i face planted the rail.
Jeff: FUCK
by Thundrstryke September 05, 2006
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The act of going to give someone head, and missing the dick and therefore, faceplanting on the balls.

or

When going to anal someone and pushing their head down too far, making them doing a faceplant into the pillow and suffocating.
"Tits man, we wuz gettin all funky and I did a mad faceplant right into his testes"

"Dang, homeboy negro faceplanted that bitch baaad last night at the crackhouse!"
by KICHKO May 31, 2008
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When your overly inebriated and then proceed to fall on your face....Usually while passing out and/or tripping over the invisible object that only you believed was there...
"Dude... what happen to his face?"

"His driveway!! Face Plant right on that bitch"
by AcaciaOctoberRain666 January 09, 2010
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During a sport your feet cant keep up with your legs and u fall directly on your face.OR: When skating you land on an angle and slip trip or fall flat on your face and you bleed repeditively.
"Dude!! That kid over there just took a major faceplant!!"
by Eric Cartman February 19, 2005
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When you have gotten so messed up you just tip over and go face first into the ground without warning.
Noise was telling a great joke then the booze hit him and he did a total face-plant in the middle of the party like Peter from Family Guy!
by Tay~Lyn and WhiteNoise August 20, 2011
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The fine and precise art of landing ones face into the ground , floor , or concrete usually by act of sporting stupidity or by natural means of clumsiness .
That dumb bitch done face-planted his shit hard .
Nice face plant you stupid fucking idiot..
by Crow6515-Little fucking goofy January 01, 2017
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