when you are fucking a girl you blow your load on her in a pile so you can dip your mushroom tip in it and use it like a paintbrush to paint the bitch's face, its like a 2nd degree facial.
i gave your mom a good face painting last nite.
by the December 16, 2004
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I pulled it out and I gave her a good coat of face paint!
by scottyboyswa November 17, 2006
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Face Painting (also referred to as 'MySpin') is internet slang for the practice of sprinkling a social networking profile with embellishments, fantasy, and satire, often with humorous or political intentions. Face painters play with the truthiness of identity by conducting a campaign of misinformation to protect their true identity.

Face Painting is closely related to Google Bombing

The term was coined in 2007 in the wake of the Facebook Beacon backlash and the Soble scandal. Face painters aim to introduce a bit of noise and chaos back into the system, clearing some space for true privacy, and enabling a form of direct political action that does not fall victim to Sunstein's critique of homogeneous, disjoint social sub-networks on the internet.
We spent the evening face painting our Facebook profiles.
by Irwin Fletcher March 21, 2008
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That dirty didn't look so good in the morning after I fucked the face paint off her mug.
by Herb N. Dictionary November 5, 2002
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To face-paint a guy, a dude gives a fellow cadet gay bukkake - splashing his nut-juice all over the cadet's face.
They want to give me gay bukkake and face-paint me!
by USAF Cadet September 8, 2021
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The sexual act of having your face coated in your lover's feces whether it be solid feces or not, thus producing several different terms:
spray painting (direct from the ass, liquid), roller painting (rolling a solid terd with the hand on your lover's face), stick painting (use of a solid terd like a pencil to make artistic designs on your lover's face).
I'm going to this big facepainting party later, wanna come?

I facepainted my girl last night and she licked her face clean.

I don't like sex, I just like face-painting.

My kid said he wanted a face-painting so I did it; does that make me a bad father?
by Nimlins September 29, 2010
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