Face mounted

The greatest sexual act on earth. The girl lies down, and you mount her face from the side, with the top of her head between your thigh. then you just hump her mouth, chin face, while she licks it. The most dominating and pleasurable experience ever. rock on!

I face mounted this girl lastnight! I owned that chick!

awesome bro!

Face mounted by shinebright October 30, 2009

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mountain face

A man whose smug face resembles that of the Rocky Mountains

Neil was too much of a mountain face for Malarie to resist

mountain face by Fluke69 February 25, 2017

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Rocky Mountain Fuji Face

A person of which has a large amount of large, mountanous acne not allowing exsposure of flat skin anywhere on the facial area.

Hey, that person is a Rocky Mountain Fuji Face.

Rocky Mountain Fuji Face by Juners March 2, 2009

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facecount

The number of "friends" you have on Facebook.

A: Joe is such a faceslut.
B: I know. His facecount is, like, over a thousand.
A: And he'll poke just about anyone.

facecount by phoenix1xs January 9, 2009

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facemouth bitch

Someone who talks to damn much.

That facesmouth bitch told everyone I got arrested.

facemouth bitch by Skeetshooter May 10, 2005

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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