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face fuck 

Sliding your cock in and out of someone's mouth usually while holding their head still or moving it in opposition to the movement of your hips.
She didn't bob while she gobbled my knob so i face fucked her.
face fuck by gregssa February 7, 2004

Face Furniture 

Another term for a man's beard
"Look at that guy's face furniture....I could totally sit on that!"
Face Furniture by toldyouZed May 21, 2016

Mary Jane Piss in your face fun time. 

The same act as Cheesing. That is to say, huffing cat urine, excreted when marking a cats territory. It is a much easier and subtler way to get high than using illegal substances. The results are that of a great acid trip, immediately transferring the conscious to the boob universe. It's pretty awesome there.
Hey guys, we are going over Jimmy's house for some Mary Jane piss in your face fun time. Ever since his mother found out about his crack, cheesing is the only way we can have any fun anymore...

Ass made for a face full of pillow 

A butt so beautiful it inspires thoughts of rough, doggy-style sex.

A really nice ass that one wishes to look at during sex.
Person 1: "You see the pants Lisa's wearing today?"
Person 2: "I always knew she had an ass made for a face full of pillow, but now there's no arguing the subject."

Face Fucker 

A man who pumps away at a woman's mouth during a blowjob as if he were fucking a hole in the wall, usually with his hands on either side of her head.
I needed to deep throat an entire box of Popsicle's after that Face Fucker treated my mouth like it was a pumpkin with a lubed-up hole cut into it.
Face Fucker by MomWhoreReet June 18, 2019

fuckety fuck face fucker 

A term that conveys severe distress or anger. Usually spoken in a low tone since the number of f-bombs dropped alone releases enough anger so that you don't need to yell. Also, it is usually directed toward an individual that is the cause of distress or anger. It is also a creative form of alliteration.
person 1: Your mom is a skank fuckin hoe
person 2: Fuck you fuckety fuck face fucker!