1. (
brian is on coke and just walks in while the family is having dinner)
Brian: sorry to be tardy to the party.
Meg: WOW
brian! have you lost weight? you gotta tell me your secret!
Brian: want a hint? Put Down The Fork! FACE!
2.
Bill: hey Bob, can i have some of your roasted nuts?
Bob: Yo mama got the nuts roasted in her mouth last night!
Joe: FACE!