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1. Bitch face
The phenomenon that occurs when you don't feed your girlfriend/wife who is generally a nice person. The bitch face mode can come on quickly. Please use caution. This can be caused by lack of food and bitch face can come on several times a day. More so during certain times of the month.
"Babe, if you don't hurry and cook dinner I am 5 minutes away from bitch face."

Female: I had such a bad day at work..
Male: "That's a nice story babe now go make be a sandwich before I get bitch face on your ass".
2. Dota Mode
Dota Mode orginates from a popular online game called Defense of the Ancients created by a cool guy as a custom made for Warcraft III frozen throne. Dota Mode is when a person is in a state of nullness since he is 100% concentrated on this game that nothing can effect him or get his attention. The only way to break a "dota mode" is with a hot girl.
Kevin playing Dota
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Kendall: DUDE KEVIN.
Kevin: ---------
Kendall: GET OUT OF YOUR DOTA MODE
Kevin: -------
Computer: KEVIN IS GODLIKE (intense mouse clickage)
Hot Girl: KEVIN!
Kevin: Hey, what's up
3. your face
main:
A quippy, sometimes frustrating comeback or response to a question, statement or insult delivered by a close companion. Often used simply to bide time for a real response or to show disinterest in a subject.

alternate:
Flagrant usage in Halo's multilayer mode as an expression of superiority or disdain toward other players.(see EXAMPLE #3)

*There is no known retort to this quip except the liberal use of you wish coupled with your face. This method can end up a frenzy of retorts however.(see EXAMPLE #4)
**EXAMPLE #1 "the disinterested response"**

(as an answer)
dude: You see that Britany Spore video?
guy: ummm... Your Face!

(as a quip)
dude: "dude... I saw this crazy show on the discovery channel about muskrats and(cut off by use)..."
guy: "Dude!.. Your Face!"

**EXAMPLE #2 "the bide for time response"**

dude: "Do you want to get KFC or Popeyes?"
guy: "Your Face!..."
dude: "seriously"
guy: "Your Face is serious"
dude: "..."
guy: "I wanna hamburger"

**EXAMPLE #2 "the comeback"**

dude: "guy, you can't drive for shit!"
guy: "Your Face!"

**EXAMPLE #3 "the Halo usages")**

(superior response)
player1: "WHAT THE CRAP!... I Totally Shot you in the face!"
player2: "Your Face!"

(disdane response)
player3: "HA hahahaha, dude I fragged your ass"
player4: "uh hu... Your Face!" ...
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4. Super Dick Mode
When someone is being a general all around dick. Basically, the point where that person needs a good strong pimp hand to the face.
Douche: Shut up girl, you got your nasty horse teeth from sucking my huge cock.

Girl: ... I just asked to borrow some paper.

Douche: Girl, you don't even got any ass for me to grab, getcho ass some steroids quick.

Girl: Why're you all in Super Dick Mode?

Douche: It's called being a man.
5. face-mode
When facebook has consumed your attention to the point that the only path to reality immersion is through clicking the logout button.
Dave: I think I have a problem..
Mark: What's up dude?
Dave: Well, I spent a lot of time looking at my friends photos.
Mark: How long?
Dave: when i was done i was on picture 339 of 400.
Mark: Ohhh. Serious case of face-mode. I hear Myspace is workin on a cure.
6. flight mode
This term denotes face value; meaning to "take off" and take something (an idea, remark or concept) without any type of consideration or feelings pertaining to.
" I don't think you wanna ask this person if they're gay or not. Although you probably mean well, some people may take offense and go into 'flight mode' and / or 'fight mode' "
7. Face-Spacer
A person who is a member of all the social networking sites and spends way too much time on them.
All you Face-Spacer's need to get a life.
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