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Cosmetic surgery such as a "nose job" or "boob job", only for the entire face. Used as an insult primarily.
Not you - "Hey, do I look ok?"

You - "boy/girl/man/woman/husband/wife, you totally need a face job. Like now."
by standingfrog January 03, 2011
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1.
Interjection commonly used after a person has been insulted, disgraced, or humiliated. Derived from the phrases "in your face" or "face!"
One person makes fun of the other and then says to him "face job" as a way of showing how embarrassed he looks.
by theitrain October 26, 2006
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2.
An exclamatory phrase used to indicate that someone has been made a fool of (perhaps after having been proved false); can be used to make one feel self-conscious and/or embarrassed; often emphasized with hand gestures around the face.
brad and angelina are getting married?
angelina pregnant with brad's children?
OOOOOOHHHH FACEJOB ANISTON!
by reptardelilah February 02, 2006
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3.
When your penis is being worshiped by someone stimulating it using their face. Face rubbing of the penis.
My wife loves to give me a dry facejob so my cock head slides softly over her nose and lips.
by Roguetool December 17, 2011
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4.
The act of making an unnecessarily and overtly flattering comment on someone's Facebook status
Person 1: Did you see ____'s Facebook status?
Person 2: Yeah, did you see the comment that _____ made on it? Totally gave them a Facejob!
by ry_guy78 July 29, 2011
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5.
An exclamatory phrase used to indicate that someone has been made a fool of (perhaps after having been proved false); can be used to make one feel self-conscious and/or embarrassed; often emphasized with hand gestures around the face
brad and angelina are getting married?
OOOOOOHHHH FACEJOB ANISTON!
by heytheredelilah February 01, 2006
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6.
when one receives a blowjob while checking/ updating ones facebook

similar to a blumpkin
dude my girlfreind just gave me the best facejob and i blew a load all over the key board
by laxbro23 February 26, 2010
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