The act of knowingly and consistently using your Facebook wall to list all your supposed accomplishments and embellish your fabulosity quotient.
Can also apply to all mediums of modern internet communication. (Examples: space-brag (MySpace), tweet-brag (Twitter), etc.
Sadly, I had to delete Marsha from my list of friends on Facebook.
Why? I heard she's living "la vida loca".
Are you kidding me? She's a deli girl at Meier's. Her constant face-brag is unbelievably annoying!
A person who leads an entirely different life in the real world than the happy little one they portray on Facebook.
Her Facebook status says "Jane Doe took the day off tomorrow because my awesome hubby is taking me car shopping for a hybrid! I just need to do my part to help the environment!" but in reality her marriage is falling apart, her Suburban was just repossessed and she lost her job at the mall because she slept with her bosses boyfriend, what a Face-capade!
|3.||foot face doggy style|
When a man stands on his partners face with either his left or right foot while riding her in doggy style. It takes a certain amount of flexibility and balance, but definetely one to brag about.
Yeah I nearly had my toe up her nose while I rode her foot face doggy style
|4.||Rub in your face|
A way to brag about something that which you do not have, because they are bitchy.
Women are better at this than men, but some men do this, too.
1.) Your best friend decides to rub in your face how much better her boyfriend is than yours.
2.) Your sister comes home with a brand new purse and shows it off to you and says, "Look what I got from the mall today!!"
1.A person who is over confident to the point where it will make others want to lay a piggy beat down on them. Not so much because they are confident, but the fact that they are confident and don’t really know shit.
2.A male who usually talks about 4056 times louder than necessary, and wears his ipod when doing so. But when the "salad face" takes off said ipod he talks about 5004 times louder.
3.Again a male that wears short shorts that would only be seen on dead female or in some cases transvestite hookers.
4.A person who after spending to much time working with computers that their brains have turned to cold slaw and they loose short term memory and ask the same questions over and over again.
5.A person who devours salad with all the manners of flaming Christmas tree (which to say salad face has no manners) and while eating said salad proceeds to throw it pieces of it every where, including but not limited to his hair and up his nose. Or in some rare cases his whole body appears to be made of salad.
Examples list to match defs above.
1.Ah man here comes salad face, i know that mother fucker is going brag about how fast he shit his pants after he got out of his car.
2.Salad face dont take out your head phones, cause then i cant ingnore you.
3.Why the fuck is salad face whereing those short shorts, is he working the corner or some thing.
4.Yes i said i already played half life 2 ya fucking salad face.
5.OMG salad face just exploded, and its raining salad.
1) A combination of people who use MySpace and/or Facebook. These people are known to have little lives, just because they sit at their computers all day doing nothing. Many celebrities use these websites to show off- (see "Face-brag"). Also known as "MyFace".
2) A book in space.
3) A book talking about space, as in outer space, or just plain old space.
1) Bobby: "Jeff uses Facebook and MySpace... what a Spacebook."
2) Astronaut: "Oh my God! It's a spacebook!"
3) Guy: "Wow, this spacebook really does give a lot of information about the universe!"
the need to boastfully update one's facebook status for the purpose of informing those within their social network of their current activities, whereabouts, successes, casual and sexual affairs, opinions, interests, moods, and social connections. mostly via text, pictures, web site links and video clips. usually posted in real-time for maximum effect.
guy 1: "dude, SHOTS!"
guy 2: "hold on dude, I haven't updated my facebook in like two hours. let's take a pic first and show face."
guy 1: "word, jamie and lynn totally dissed us for that loser todd. make sure the hot bartender is behind us."