facebitching 

a person that uses status updates on facebook to bitch and complain about their problems.

"Did you see Steve's status about his car breaking down?"
"God, I Know. He's facebitching again."

facebitching by tshu4 August 6, 2009

facebitching 

when people get on facebook bithing and moaning about something or someone knowing full well that their post will either start a fight or new round of DRAMA.

Dude did you see Niki's post on facebook tearing in to Rachel?
Yeah, I'm tired of her facebitching.

facebitching by jricky1020 June 7, 2011

Facebitching 

complaining about something that happened to you using your status on facebook. Usually something stupid or irrelevant and no body gives a fuck, hence the "bitching" part.

Facebook status: fucckkkk. I hate it when my teacher goes 5 minutes over time! :@

Comment #1: who cares, stop facebitching about shit like this.

Comment #2: quit being a facebitch and suck it up.

Facebitching by copier19 October 28, 2010

fitbitching 

(Verb) To engage in a quarrel or dispute over exercise fitbit results.

Oh , they are fitbitching on who did more steps on their fitbits

fitbitching by The_word_smith October 7, 2015

farbitchinous 

extra bitchin, more bitchin, bad-ass bitchin

That new Corvette is farbitchinous than the previous model!

Bro, that chick you were with last night was farbitchinous!

farbitchinous by insuranceman April 17, 2014

Facebitching 

When someone posts something that reads as if it should go to someone specific, but in fact is posted as someone's status

"Lauren God he is such an asshole"

Lauren's friends "God Lauren is facebitching again, wonder who she's talking about."

or

Rod-"Rod Bighorn says forget you"

Rod's GF "OMG did I do something wrong??"
Rod's BFF "OMG is he mad at me??? I can't tell since he's facebitching"

Facebitching by CHF924 April 29, 2009

Fagbitchin' 

When you are half chillin half passing out

Oh I was just "Fagbitchin'" the other nyt with my hoes and doritos

Fagbitchin' by Dr Penile Lewis August 19, 2011