fakakta

a word used to describe something that is not working well or is really crap. Derived from a multitude of yiddish words

sam: this is a fakakta cake

Daniel: This fakakta car has broken done again.

fakakta by colonial cool November 11, 2008

facarta 

1. What an idiot says at random times to make their mum piss themselves. Generally funnier with a weird Italian accent.

2. How my sister says focaccia.

Facarta! Facarta!

That facarta bread was delicious.

facarta by Floki_90 May 23, 2016

fakakta

Bad, not working well, "fucking". From German, verkackt(e, er), shitty (Kacke, shit)

Jeff: "What's with your fakakta shoes?" (Curb your Enthusiasm)

fakakta by Mardil June 2, 2009

fakakta

<Yiddish origin> A person or thing who is completely crazy/fucked up.

(example 1) I can't believe your brother drank his own urine. That fakakta kid will do anything.

(example 2) Their house in in this fakakta part of town. Let's just say that you don't want to raise your kids there.

fakakta by straightballah July 25, 2007

fackatackacrackaling 

to be awesome beyond extent; to be so sexy, it's better than an orgasm

You she is so fackatackacrackaling.
The way she's moving her hips is so...fackatackacrackaling.

fackatackacrackaling by me3232323 November 21, 2010

Facktard 

Someone completely obscessed with Eminem's hit single "Fack"

"You just made that word up, you're probably a closet facktard."

Facktard by freakball February 14, 2009

straight up fakakta farms

All the kids these days are saying "that's whack" or "that's crazy."

There's a much better way to express that something seems amiss. I urge people to use this new term when something isn't right.

Suzie has just told Bobby that he must stay at school an extra 2 hours to complete a project.

Bobby replies by saying, "That's straight up fakakta farms!"

straight up fakakta farms by Captain of Industry November 22, 2009