Locker Fables 

(A.K.A. Hall Fables)- When one has a story to tell others in the time between classes, and must be cut down to bare plot points in order to make it to the next class in time. Such stories may not be described long enough or in enough detail to be proven correct, this may be the cause of wildfire rumors.

Friend 1: "Dude, I just heard a couple epic Locker Fables!"

Friend 2: "What were they about?"

Friend 1: "I don't know much, but I heard the new girl was impregnated by a cow, and then did a Alligator Fuckhouse or something like that"

Friend 2: "......well at least you made it to Econ on time."

Locker Fables by fritzzzle February 2, 2009

Erotic Fables

The use of a soft-core pornographic story to teach a lesson.

The uncle relied on a number of erotic fables to inform his nephews of the dangers of anal exploration.

Erotic Fables by Tinkersmacks June 6, 2016

Nasal Fables

When your nose has been broken so many times it has stories to tell.

Bloody hell you look like you have some nasal fables you could tell.

Nasal Fables by VR6Nat November 25, 2024

FABREST 

FABREST is the delicious best.

THAT woman is the FABREST I've ever met.

FABREST by FABARM October 23, 2018

Facebook Fable

When telling a "Facebook fable", you're basically altering the truth. When asked by an old acquaintance or friend what you've been doing for the last few years, you realy don't want to admit that you've accomplished nothing of importance. Rather than telling what you've done, you tell the story the way you would have liked it all to be.

Jenny: Hey mate, it's been ages. How are you? What have you been up to for the last couple of years?

Bob:Hey Jenny. 'Oh, I dunno really, just doing this and that. Did some parachuting, jetskiing, travelled, did a year in the service and got myself a really hot grilfriend. You?

"In fact, Bob shat himself in the plane, refusing to get near the door of the little plane, went to the beach and watched other people on jetskis, left London to spend a day with his grandmother in Manchester, got kicked out of the army after a week 'cause he got high in the parkinglot and made out with a skanky 34-year old at the pub. He's told Jenny a Facebook Fable!"

Facebook Fable by Bjarke January 16, 2008

Falesia 

The disquieting awareness that someones importance to you, may not match that or your importance to them. That your best friend may only think of you as a mate, that someone you barely know may think of you as a mentor, that someone you love unconditionally, may have one or two conditions.

A word created by author and poet John Coney

sometimes I get falesia when I think of my girlfriend, what if she doesnt love me unconditionally?

Falesia by JMC03 December 15, 2021

the moral of the fable 

what one is supposed to learn, as in a fable, from a given incident or experience.

son: dad why was i taken to police station for public drunkenness, even if I didn't a bottle of alcohol on me?

father, lol, the moral of the fable is, that, when you drink, and then walk around in public, even if you don't actually have the bottle on you, you still have the smell of the firewater on your breath, especially if it's something hard, like whiskey. an experienced police officer, when they come close enough to talk to you, can actually smell the stuff on your breath.

the moral of the fable by Uncle Dimma June 14, 2013