The story is very short, and the world is very complex. Most people have trouble playing this game.
Basically, you're a guy or a girl and you walk around, fight, go on quests, marry, do stuff. Pretty fun.
Weird Fable Facts:
1. In every town or city, you can have a wife/husband. Slut.
2. People think baldness + a LONG beard is hot in this game. WTF?
1. a shortened euphemism for the word "fuckable"
2. describes a person with whom you would most likely have sex, based on their physical appearance
"The overwhelming majority of engineering majors are fugly, but every so often you get one or two fable bodied students."
Gamecube Owner (Both of you): omg t3h h4 h4, w33 h4v3 t3h m4ri0 omg!
Xbox Owner: November 9th, you guys are all going down...