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Faecal by AKACroatalin April 20, 2015
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Faecesbook serves many useful functions:
1) it allows people you don't give a rats ass about and wouldn't speak to if you passed them in the street the chance to bore you with every banal detail or their uneventful lives because both you and they have joined in some global "friends" arms races based on numbers of people you've clicked a link for but don't really know or care about
2) it allows you to make even more of a fool of yourself by posting updates and photos of all the oh so clever and funny stuff you did while blind drunk. The kind of thing you'd rather your parents/boss/colleagues/beloved aunt never knew about - except now they will, and probably before you've even came round, because you've "friended" them all on Faecesbook
3) it allows you to look really pathetic by updating your status to "in a relationship with someone I've actually spoke to in real life" after last night's drunken one-nighter only for them to publicly dump you before breakfast.
4) it allows Faecesbook to micro-examine the details of your life and sell all that information on to anyone willing to pay for it. Do you really like being marketed to? Tell Faecesbook what you had for breakfast!
5) it allows some frazzle haired dork who couldn't get laid at Harvard the chance to become a billionaire - and all off the information you so willingly hand over to his sprawling faeces-pumping empire.
1) it allows people you don't give a rats ass about and wouldn't speak to if you passed them in the street the chance to bore you with every banal detail or their uneventful lives because both you and they have joined in some global "friends" arms races based on numbers of people you've clicked a link for but don't really know or care about
2) it allows you to make even more of a fool of yourself by posting updates and photos of all the oh so clever and funny stuff you did while blind drunk. The kind of thing you'd rather your parents/boss/colleagues/beloved aunt never knew about - except now they will, and probably before you've even came round, because you've "friended" them all on Faecesbook
3) it allows you to look really pathetic by updating your status to "in a relationship with someone I've actually spoke to in real life" after last night's drunken one-nighter only for them to publicly dump you before breakfast.
4) it allows Faecesbook to micro-examine the details of your life and sell all that information on to anyone willing to pay for it. Do you really like being marketed to? Tell Faecesbook what you had for breakfast!
5) it allows some frazzle haired dork who couldn't get laid at Harvard the chance to become a billionaire - and all off the information you so willingly hand over to his sprawling faeces-pumping empire.
Add me to the list of people you barely know on Faecesbook
Find me on Faecesbook
Add shit to my Faecesbook wall
Find me on Faecesbook
Add shit to my Faecesbook wall
faecesbook by go-faecesbook-yourself November 6, 2011
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Faberrittana
A combination of Faberry and Brittana, two femslash ships of Glee. Ususally referred to as a term for all four together, either as a whole ship or as a double date. Some lump them together as the gay glee girls.
Faberrittana by magicmumu September 28, 2011
FABENTPRENER
FABENTPRENER:- There are MANY different FABS around, and, there are MANY different geniuses who flourish as a kind of FABARM. HOWMSOEVER, a FABENTPRENER is a flourishing FABARM who specialises in using his FABSKILLS to enhance the "free market" with fresh methods from his "MOVINGMIND".
We're having trouble with this new "FLYINGTANK" - see if you can get a FABENTPRENER on the phone - he, she, it'll come up with a something or seven!
FABENTPRENER by FABARM January 15, 2019
Faberry
A portmanteau of the names 'Fabray' and 'Berry', characters from the popular television series 'Glee'. Quinn Fabray, a knocked-up cheerleader, blonde and beautiful; Rachel Berry, a talented singer on the bottom of the social ladder, brunette, petite, hot and socially awkward.
It may seem impossible and also implausible, but the shippers claim to have found proof of this ship happening. It is also insanely, unbelievably hot. The UST between them is, apparently, undeniable.
It may seem impossible and also implausible, but the shippers claim to have found proof of this ship happening. It is also insanely, unbelievably hot. The UST between them is, apparently, undeniable.
Example 1
Non-Faberry Shipper: This ship cannot possibly exist.
Faberry shipper: Oh but it does! Do recall the pornographic bathroom wall pictures, the longing stares in 'Keep Holding On', the hearts around Quinn's doodles of Rachel in the Madonna episode and- do you really want me to keep going?
Converted-now-Faberry-shipper: No, it's fine.
Example 2
Person: Oh god, why won't Ryan Murphy let Faberry make out already? Why?
Non-Faberry Shipper: This ship cannot possibly exist.
Faberry shipper: Oh but it does! Do recall the pornographic bathroom wall pictures, the longing stares in 'Keep Holding On', the hearts around Quinn's doodles of Rachel in the Madonna episode and- do you really want me to keep going?
Converted-now-Faberry-shipper: No, it's fine.
Example 2
Person: Oh god, why won't Ryan Murphy let Faberry make out already? Why?
Festive Faeces
The art and science of defecating on another's doorstep on Christmas Day. Several sources credit the first use of the word to the urban legend Leeds Dr Rudeboy.
Effective management of such an undertaking involves a four-fold course of action, namely;
1. Visiting the local drinking establishment, followed by local nightclub, on Christmas Eve and early hours of Christmas Day. At some point during the evening, it would be rude to not visit Wetherspoons. Consumption of copious amounts of alcohol then proceeds throughout the evening.
2. Reconnaissance of a likely target whilst walking home, namely, houses in locations where the local cuntstabulary are unlikely to be driving past.
3. The said act of elimination onto the doorstep. Should the perpetrator be a Scouser*, then breaking and entering is, of course, the next natural course of action for the erstwhile Liverpudlian.
4. Wiping one rusty ringpiece with the fresh snow. Caution is advised for those presenting with haemorrhoids.
*The erstwhile Scouser may wish to declare any profits from the said breaking and entering on the next occasion he/she signs on within the following fortnight at the local Jobcentre Plus.
Effective management of such an undertaking involves a four-fold course of action, namely;
1. Visiting the local drinking establishment, followed by local nightclub, on Christmas Eve and early hours of Christmas Day. At some point during the evening, it would be rude to not visit Wetherspoons. Consumption of copious amounts of alcohol then proceeds throughout the evening.
2. Reconnaissance of a likely target whilst walking home, namely, houses in locations where the local cuntstabulary are unlikely to be driving past.
3. The said act of elimination onto the doorstep. Should the perpetrator be a Scouser*, then breaking and entering is, of course, the next natural course of action for the erstwhile Liverpudlian.
4. Wiping one rusty ringpiece with the fresh snow. Caution is advised for those presenting with haemorrhoids.
*The erstwhile Scouser may wish to declare any profits from the said breaking and entering on the next occasion he/she signs on within the following fortnight at the local Jobcentre Plus.
1st person: Well, that fine selection of of Cliff Richard records certainly has put me in the mood for the Queen's Speech tomorrow! Shall we retire early and let St Nicholas pay his visit?
Rudeboy: What whoa! Ya dumbclaat! I and I is gonna do a festive faeces on dem doorsteps!
Rudeboy: What whoa! Ya dumbclaat! I and I is gonna do a festive faeces on dem doorsteps!
Festive Faeces by Leeds Dr Rudeboy December 3, 2010