fapbooking

The act of checking your Facebook in between porn videos.

Hold on, let me wash my hands. I didn't expect you to message me while I was fapbooking.

Jack was lucky when his mom walked in on him in between videos fapbooking.

fapbooking by General Lee Derping June 3, 2011

Fapbooking

To jerk off or masturbate to photos on Facebook.

kid 1: Hey dude, wanna hang out later?

kid 2 (Extremely sexually agitated): Naw man, I'ma go fapbooking.

Fapbooking by phelgmcannon February 18, 2010

Fallooning 

The act of pulling out before ejaculation, and proceeding to masturbate, then ejaculating.

I'd rather be Fallooning.

Fallooning by Charbs January 22, 2009

Fatbooking

Whenever fat people send you friend requests on facebook, most commonly fat chicks. Also usable when a fat person writes on your wall, or tags you on a status, photo, or video.

Guy 1: Gad Damn it!
Guy 2: whats's up?
Guy 1: This fat chick named carolina keeps trying to add me on facebook
Guy2: oh yeah, yeah i had the same problem with your mom, she kept fatbooking me.
Guy 1: WTF?

Fatbooking by NotRacistCuzMyPresidentIsBlack October 20, 2011

Fablooning

The act in which an uncircumcised man has his foreskin shut with super glue, then urinates and/or ejaculates, creating a balloon (known as a "fabloon") with his foreskin.

Uncle Jimmy picked up some superglue, it's fablooning time!

Uncle Jimmy popped my fabloon with a hammer!

Fablooning by UncleJimmysNephew April 23, 2024