funtential

The potential for fun. A measure (qualitative or quantitative) of the expected fun for a given activity.

the funtential of a keg and kiddie pool is much higher than the funtential of some O'Douls and a spa pass.

funtential by Jeff, Scott, and Chris (via Kyle) January 23, 2006

fontent 

when someone actually has an original thought/point to make in a chatroom.

cogent comments off the cuff and in the moment posted in the font of your choice

"if i wanted to read crap from blogs i know where to go. stop with the copypasta and come back when you have some fontent. kthxbi"

fontent by agit May 31, 2009

Josh Fontentla 

Josh Fontenla is a queer that sucks dick in the back alley to make money to pay for his moms abortions

Josh Fontentla is a big daddy cunt

Josh Fontentla by Ugdaddy68 November 6, 2017

fontent

The ability to take in dicks up their ass. It is a binary scale meaning you are either fontent or not fontent. You can either take in dick or can’t take in dick up your ass.

Yo bro, I know Mark is fontent. I know Tyrone fucked him in the bathroom stall yesterday.

fontent by gay acrobatic monkey November 4, 2025