You know em, the ones walking around your friendly neighborhood state university campus. Sporting ten tons of makeup and accessories, prancing in heels to class and whoring herself to whatever assholes she can meet in class or at parties. Usually marked by the wearing of clothes that are a size or two too small, resulting in the muffintopping of her f.u.p.a. (see entry). These gals are present in all aspects of college life, usually like to drink, hence the added calories.