| 316. | Alphabet | ||
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A list of great titles for when your boss, spouse, or just about anyone else around you pisses you off. Try it. Now with even more humiliation... A is for-Admiral Assrape B is for-Brigadier Buttfuck C is for-Captain Cumguzzle or Colonel Cuntlick D is for-Doctor Dicksuck E is for-Ensign Enema F is for-First Lieutenant Fucksalot G is for-General Gonorrhea H is for-High Commander Herpes I is for-Insurgent Infection J is for-Janitor Jackoff or Jester Jizzum K is for-King Kunnillingus (I know it doesn't start with a K, fuck YOU!) L is for-Lance Corporal Lickadick M is for-Major Mooncricket N is for-Nurse Nigger O is for-Officer Orpheus P is for-Private Pedophile Q is for-Queen Quief R is for-Ranger Rape S is for-Sergeant Sodomy T is for-Tramp Testicles U is for-Underling Uterus V is for-Vampire Venereal W is for-War Chief Wanker X is for-Examiner XXX Y is for-Yeoman Yarak (Turkish for a big fuckin' dick) Z is for-Zsar Zinker (Zinker=massive throbbing nigger cock.) Boss-Hey, i'm gonna need you to come in this weekend to finish up the expenditure reports.
You-Hey, i'm gonna need you to turn around and fuck yourself Sergeant Sodomy!!! See my great use of the 'Alphabet'?? |
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| 317. | Alphabomb | ||
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The act of opening facebook chat on an unsuspecting friend and sending each letter of the alphabet as a separate message as quickly as possible A
B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ... dammit Mike. You know my computer can't handle an alphabomb. |
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| 318. | Platyseal | ||
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One day, Mr. Platypus was super horny, but he could only find a seal to mate with. Platypus + Seal = Platyseal. We went to the zoo today. We saw a platyseal.
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| 319. | H.A.M | ||
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ham is an acronym for hard as a mofo im bout to go H.A.M. on these nikkaz.
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| 320. | SELCAL | ||
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In international aviation, SELCAL or SelCal is a selective-calling radio system that can alert an aircraft's crew that a ground radio station wishes to communicate with the aircraft. SELCAL Alphabet-audio frequency equivalents
A 312.6 Hz B 346.7 Hz C 384.6 Hz D 426.6 Hz E 473.2 Hz F 524.8 Hz G 582.1 Hz H 645.7 Hz J 716.1 Hz K 794.3 Hz L 881.0 Hz M 977.2 Hz P 1083.2 Hz Q 1202.3 Hz R 1333.5 Hz S 1479.1 Hz |
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| 321. | Penalty Bong | ||
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From over 35 years of personal knowledge. . . . Means especially large, really big, packed and mounded bong hit, specifically applied for punitive purposes, after some really dumb move or fuckup. Much, much more bigger & packed than a normal size bong hit. (Putting aside, of course, that the result is pleasurable - yet punitive in the sense you are seriously fucked up, brain scrambled and unable to function, or even speak coherently, for awhile ; the sentence is more a reward than anything else. Possibly resulting in encouraging or reinforcing bad behavior.) See also "PB-Penalty Bong" “Oh wow Dude, you did NOT just…..(A) spill all the rest of our dope on the floor? (B) tell your Mom we just dropped acid? (a personal best – fuck, another PB!) (C) pee yourself? (D) tell that cop we were stoned? (E) smoke all that joint without givin’ me a hit? (F) eat all the rest of the chocolate chip cookies? (G) spill the bong water? (H) do your girlfriends Mom and not invite me? . . . penalty bong!”
(and in REALLY bad instances it was referred to as "Penalty Fuckin Bong or P Fuckin B") |
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| 322. | pootato | ||
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when you test drive a car, preferably an expensive one, but you drive away, stop off after awhile, take a shit in the glove box. and then return it and run off. dude, last weekend i pootatoed one car at almost every car dealer!!
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