A list of great titles for when your boss, spouse, or just about anyone else around you pisses you off. Try it. Now with even more humiliation...
A is for-Admiral Assrape
B is for-Brigadier Buttfuck
C is for-Captain Cumguzzle or Colonel Cuntlick
D is for-Doctor Dicksuck
E is for-Ensign Enema
F is for-First Lieutenant Fucksalot
G is for-General Gonorrhea
H is for-High Commander Herpes
I is for-Insurgent Infection
J is for-Janitor Jackoff or Jester Jizzum
K is for-King Kunnillingus (I know it doesn't start with a K, fuck YOU!)
L is for-Lance Corporal Lickadick
M is for-Major Mooncricket
N is for-Nurse Nigger
O is for-Officer Orpheus
P is for-Private Pedophile
Q is for-Queen Quief
R is for-Ranger Rape
S is for-Sergeant Sodomy
T is for-Tramp Testicles
U is for-Underling Uterus
V is for-Vampire Venereal
W is for-War Chief Wanker
X is for-Examiner XXX
Y is for-Yeoman Yarak (Turkish for a big fuckin' dick)
Z is for-Zsar Zinker (Zinker=massive throbbing nigger cock.)
Boss-Hey, i'm gonna need you to come in this weekend to finish up the expenditure reports.
You-Hey, i'm gonna need you to turn around and fuck yourself Sergeant Sodomy!!! See my great use of the 'Alphabet'??
The act of opening facebook chat on an unsuspecting friend and sending each letter of the alphabet as a separate message as quickly as possible
... dammit Mike. You know my computer can't handle an alphabomb.
One day, Mr. Platypus was super horny, but he could only find a seal to mate with. Platypus + Seal = Platyseal.
We went to the zoo today. We saw a platyseal.
ham is an acronym for hard as a mofo
im bout to go H.A.M. on these nikkaz.
In international aviation, SELCAL or SelCal is a selective-calling radio system that can alert an aircraft's crew that a ground radio station wishes to communicate with the aircraft.
SELCAL Alphabet-audio frequency equivalents
A 312.6 Hz
B 346.7 Hz
C 384.6 Hz
D 426.6 Hz
E 473.2 Hz
F 524.8 Hz
G 582.1 Hz
H 645.7 Hz
J 716.1 Hz
K 794.3 Hz
L 881.0 Hz
M 977.2 Hz
P 1083.2 Hz
Q 1202.3 Hz
R 1333.5 Hz
S 1479.1 Hz
From over 35 years of personal knowledge. . . .
Means especially large, really big, packed and mounded bong hit, specifically applied for punitive purposes, after some really dumb move or fuckup. Much, much more bigger & packed than a normal size bong hit.
(Putting aside, of course, that the result is pleasurable - yet punitive in the sense you are seriously fucked up, brain scrambled and unable to function, or even speak coherently, for awhile ; the sentence is more a reward than anything else. Possibly resulting in encouraging or reinforcing bad behavior.)
See also "PB-Penalty Bong"
“Oh wow Dude, you did NOT just…..(A) spill all the rest of our dope on the floor? (B) tell your Mom we just dropped acid? (a personal best – fuck, another PB!) (C) pee yourself? (D) tell that cop we were stoned? (E) smoke all that joint without givin’ me a hit? (F) eat all the rest of the chocolate chip cookies? (G) spill the bong water? (H) do your girlfriends Mom and not invite me? . . . penalty bong!”
(and in REALLY bad instances it was referred to as
"Penalty Fuckin Bong or P Fuckin B")
when you test drive a car, preferably an expensive one, but you drive away, stop off after awhile, take a shit in the glove box. and then return it and run off.
dude, last weekend i pootatoed one car at almost every car dealer!!