F.M.I 

For my Information , the Opposite of F.Y.I(for your information),not telling someone a secret or personal details

It's not your place to know if i'm dating anyone it's F.M.I

F.M.I by Namecreator August 4, 2008

f.m.i.t.a.c.i.l.j 

Fuck me in the ass cause I love jesus. The act of taking jesus along with you for a pleasurable ride.

Hey dad, f.m.i.t.a.c.i.l.j

f.m.i.t.a.c.i.l.j by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

M.I.F. 

Mom I Fucked

Guy 1:Kevin's mom is the ultimate milf
Guy 2:Nah dude shes a mif
Guy 1:What's a mif?
Guy 2:Mom I Fucked

M.I.F. by Todd April 20, 2004

G.Y.A.O.T.C.I.G.Y.F.M.I

G.Y.A.O.T.C.I.G.Y.F.M.I stands for, Get your ass off twitter 'cause it gives you fucking mental illness

Dude, it's not my fault, G.Y.A.O.T.C.I.G.Y.F.M.I

No, you just need to G.Y.A.O.T.C.I.G.Y.F.M.I

G.Y.A.O.T.C.I.G.Y.F.M.I by StupidBoredTeenager December 16, 2022

F.M.I.T.A. 

fuck
me
in
the
ass

what you say to someone when you want them to fuck you in the ass.

Josie: hey Sam!
Sam: What?
Josie: F.M.I.T.A.
Sam: OK!

F.M.I.T.A. by #MUSIC<3 July 22, 2016

B.F.M.I. 

Brute Force and Massive Ignorance: The state pursued by a person who has lost all semblance of working through a problem with logic and ingenuity.

I don't think that suitcase will close. Well, if you can't arrange it so it will close properly, use B.F.M.I. (i.e., jam it until it works)!

B.F.M.I. by Kgill August 23, 2005

F.M.I.T.B. 

A shorter way of saying "fuck me in the butt". Also another way of saying "fuck me" when things in life seems to be getting worser.

Man, I got one problem with one girl and another problem with another girl and I might be held back in high school...man F.M.I.T.B.

F.M.I.T.B. by Jimi Sanchez October 30, 2010