F L D S 

Feel Like Dog Shit. A disease identified in 1988 by a guy they call JD from Rio Hondo, Texas. Symptoms include any or all of the following (and maybe more, as yet, undetermined):
Headache, Body Ache, Lethargy, Chills, Post Nasal Drip, Itchy/Scratchy Throat, Sinus Pain, Random Dental Pain, Neck Pain radiating up and around the temples, Ringing of the ears, Twitchy feet that keep you awake at nights. Halitosis, Eyes Sensitive to light. (research continues)

Joe: "Hey dude, you're not lookin so good today. Wassup?"

Moe: "Fukin F L D S got me by the cajones......(looking down, shaking head) ...fukin F L D S"....

F L D S by buzzardbait February 26, 2011

B I J D A F L D M D G F T 

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”

B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.

B I J D A F L D M D G F T by Gregegg Heefflar May 25, 2020

F.L.G.D. 

Stands for: Fuck Life Get Drunk. Means just chill out relax and have a good time.

Dude dont worry about school just F.L.G.D.

F.L.G.D. by Liv Honey March 6, 2009

B.F.F.L.A.D. 

Now, we have all heard off BFF (best friend forever), and BFFL (best friends for life), but I made this one up.:)

B=best
F=friend
F=for
L=life
A=and
D=death

"Dude, you're totally my B.F.F.L.A.D.!"
"God, you're so emo, get away freak, go be BFFLADs with someone else!"

B.F.F.L.A.D. by lainzy December 7, 2007

F.L.U.D.D 

Only the most awesomest water jetpack from the best Mario Game ever to exsist: Super Mario Sunshine.

That F.L.U.D.D has a thick juicy metal rod

F.L.U.D.D by Big baller 73474 November 14, 2018

F.L.I.D 

F*cking Long Island D*ck

A preppy, pretentious a$$ hole. Someone who talks about Lacrosse-Soccer and Hacky Sack.

A person, who wears Pastel Colored shirts, has a ton of plaid clothing and yet always has sloppy looking hair.

A person at a bar who checks the LIRR Train schedule constantly, as if it is going to change.

Duke University is full of F.L.I.D

Dorian’s on the Upper East Side is the home of the F.L.I.D

"Look at that Frat guy pissing on that persons car, What an A$$hole. 200% he is from Long Island"

"Yea, I hate F.L.I.Ds they ruin everything.

F.L.I.D by GwynneTastic February 11, 2010

R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n 

Roll On The Floor Laughing Then Died Of Laughter Went To Heaven But Got Hit On The Way And Here I Am Now

Died because he laughed to much went to heaven bt wings got chopped of by a plane and fell all the way back in to his body so he is here today... eg R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n

R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n by LittleT March 19, 2012