R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L by Omnibender February 22, 2011

l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t. 

Laugh my ass off so hard my sombrero fell of my head and I dropped my taco.

Steven told a joke and Brenda replied with l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

And they all laughed! THE END!!!

l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t. by WeridGirl101 June 27, 2016

H.M.F.

High Maintenance Female...any woman, not girl, that is high maintenance. she takes a great deal out of anyone who she accumpanys.

~source-Whitney R.

god damn she is an H.M.F.

H.M.F. by the one letter guy March 28, 2005

H.M.F.I.C 

Head Mutha Fucka In Charge

I need to speak to the H.M.F.I.C!

H.M.F.I.C by Jackalman January 2, 2008

f.m.f.m.h

Forgive me for my honesty

1: i can’t believe you said that!
2:atleast i’m honest. F.M.F.M.H

f.m.f.m.h by Thatone1 October 14, 2018

B.D.H.F.M 

Meaning Birthday Hat for mice,
When the tip of a small penis looks like a birthday hat sized for a mouse

"Did u know jess has a B.D.H.F.M in his pants?"

B.D.H.F.M by CodeBlue66 November 16, 2016

M.F.H. 

acronym for "my future husband"

John Mayer is soooo M.F.H.!!!

M.F.H. by Amyrocksyall October 18, 2007