Acronym for "Fuck Action -N- Train Action"; variation of the phrase "running the train" but F.A.N.T.A. describes a sexual experience involving at least 3 people; also known as orgy.
Bob: "So what's up with that girl you fucked last week? Does she have a friend for me to hook up with?"
Tom: "She said she did and that they're both down with the F.A.N.T.A.!!!"
Bob: "Well, fuck, dude, why haven't you called her? Lets get nasty!!!"
Short for Fat Ass Nerd, to be said in MMORPGs like WoW & Runescape. The typical F.A.N. is a super high level player that thinks he is superior to all other players because of his online persona. Often, he will shout out random, condescending phrases like, "You noob!" and brag about his stats or fast internet speed. Or make fun of yours. The typical F.A.N. has such a high level character only because he sits on his ass all day long playing the damn game, eating Twinkies by the boxful and chugging 2 liters of Mountain Dew. Don't feel bad when a F.A.N. insults you; he's only trying to make up for the fact that he's an utter failure in real life.
See also virgin, douche, fucktard
"You noob! You should hop worlds because I've been here fighting these Greater Demons for the past 16 hours, and my needs are clearly more important than yours!"
"Shut up, F.A.N., this is the internet and everyone is equal here...and you should be grateful for that, because you suck in real life."
|3.||F.A.N. - Fuck Anything Night.|
Having sex uncontrolably any where with anything.
An Act of Sexual Depravity and Indiscretion.
A Deviant of Human Relations.
It is F.A.N. - Fuck Anything Night.
Also known as the S.Q.U.I.R.T.S. defense council, F.U.N.K.A.S.S. (Foundation for the Understanding of New Knowledge About SQUIRTS Sufferers) is attempting to fight for a cure against the ailment known as SQUIRTS. They have just recently been formed and are trying to stop the prevention of death, which is caused by the disease of SQUIRTS.
If you want to know more about F.U.N.K.A.S.S. join the group on Facebook.
Abbreviation (Friend In Name Only) - FEE-no or FIN-oh: The social position of someone who receives no benefits of being called a friend, but is referred to as a friend by someone else.
Often a girl will want a guy to be a F.I.N.O.. this may be due to an advance rejected, or the guy not being at a proper social, or economic status.
The purpose of which is to allow a person to say they are friends with someone else, but never actually be a friend and interact with them.
guy: so are you saying we are going to some how be friends, yet not speak?
girl: i think its better, don't you?
guy: i don't see how we can be friends in that scenario.
girl we can be. there!
guy: i'm no F.I.N.O.
girl: what's that?
guy: a friend in name only.
S.Q.U.I.R.T.S is also known as Super Quick Uncontrollable Intense Rectal Turd Splat. This disease was first found in a man with the name we can't disclose due to . It starts with the destruction of the lower bowels, more particularly the rectum.
The disease is currently being fought against through the organization F.U.N.K.A.S.S. (Foundation for the Understanding of New Knowledge About SQUIRTS Sufferers).
F.U.N.K.A.S.S. is also known as the S.Q.U.I.R.T.S defence council.
Drew Aneck was the second person to receive the disease known as S.Q.U.I.R.T.S.
Abbreviation for Fuck A Nigga In The Ass.
man i wanna F.A.N.I.T.A. so badly, it hurts.