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A slang term for a town in New Jersey where there is nothing to do except for going to the crap movie theater and going to Applebee's afterwords.
I wanna get the hell out of f-town.
by f-tonian April 11, 2005
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f town- a place where there is literally nothing to do... unless u love nugs and other drugs, then its not bad. Spoiled rich kids with nothing to do with there money so they spend it on any drug they can buy in hope that it will make the town seem better. watch out for narcs when entering this town.. FUCK THE RTPD
we smoke mad nugs in f-town everyday
by G LOC January 04, 2006
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A garbage town with two dozen Taco Bells, seven Chilis, an undereducated population, a low average income, sprawled development, and nothing to do but eat fast food and shop for meaningless shit. Essentially, what a majority of the United States will soon look like if a shift in priorities does not take shape.
Billy drove into an f-town Texaco when he realized he had a bad case of the green apple splatters.

examples:
Fresno, CA
Frisco, TX
Fayetteville, NC
Fairbanks, AK
Framingham, MA
santa Fe, NM
Fartville, USA
by Ian El Kazmir November 06, 2007
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Slang term that refers to the town of Fleminton, New Jersey.
Theres a party in f-town tonight.
by Shawn Hunt January 23, 2003
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Represent F-Town
by Chador February 20, 2009
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a great place to come and do nothing with your life. We have plenty of good nugget though.
raritan township and f-town boro cops are the shadiest pig fuckers of all time! CONGRADULATIONS
by Dan K. December 15, 2005
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-Fenton, Missouri
-In the Suburbs of St.Louis
-Built around HWY 141
-used to make Fenton sound better than it is

-Downtown F-town consist of a Walmart, Target, a few grocery stores, and a few fast food places.
Where are you going for your spring break?----Man, I am going to F-Town.
by -JBZ- May 10, 2005
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