A total disaster.
F*cked up beyond all recognition
F*cked up beyond all repair
Messed up, completely wrong. From the root of F*cked up.
He went to sleep with his hair wet and when he woke up the next morning, his do was all fugady.
a messed up situation
That girl cheated on you? Thats burnt up!
Originally developed as 'short' for "rubber-hosed", as in beating someone or something severely with a rubber hose. It quickly expanded in popularity and use to mean pretty much anything or anybody really messed up.
My college fraternity in Mpls, MN (Univ of MN)starting using this as 'code' around parents on parents-day at the fraternity; since we couldn't say something was "f*cked-up" in front of our parents. This was back in early 1970, a couple of years before Dave Thomas and Rick Moranis started using it in SCTV Doug & Bob McKenzie episodes. Since my fraternity brothers traveling to northern MN, Chicago, and even Canada on school breaks; I beleive SCTV picked it up from my fraternity brothers using it and spreading it around. I do. It was at least a couple of years before them that my frat-house brothers were using it.
As in "that's really hosed" dear brother, or
you're gonna get "hosed" on that test you didn't study for!
For Homecoming in Fall 71, myself and a fraternity brother were responsible for outside frat-house decorations. We of course got drunk, and at the last second hung a bedsheet from the front of the frat house 2nd floor porch railing, with "Hose the Hawkeyes" painted on the bedsheet!
Just before passing out I draped about 8 feet of gardenhose over the front of message. we were a real class-act backed then.
to be completely and utterly totally F*CKED UP!!!! FUBAR!!!!
im gonna get schwasted on ST. PATTYS DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
A word used to convey a state of something being completely weird and stupid. It can be used in the place of fubar, lame , F*cked up and/or retarded. For example, instead of saying "My brother is being a dumb lame jerk" you would say "My brother is being b'jankty". Because it is such a rare and wonderful word, it is highly important to spell it correctly (b'jankity) and to pronounce it correctly (buh-JANE-kuh-tee).
The word originated around the Avon, IN area and has built and grown upon its own success in recent years.
"Holycrap, that test was freaking b'jankity!"
"Dude, that was a lame-ass b'jankty excuse for not coming with us and hanging out yesterday."
"WTF happened to your head?! Your hair is all b'jankity"
The effects arising from taking Benadryl in the morning and then being completely f*cked up for the rest of the day. Also possible with NyQuil, Valium, Lunesta, and many other prescription and OTC products.
I'm so benadrunk today, I fell asleep during the fire drill 5th period.