helix fossil 

The God of Anarchy and father of Bird Jesus. The prophecy says the helix will guide his followers though all evil and silence the democracy of the dome.

Praise the almighty helix fossil!

helix fossil by aaabaaajss March 2, 2014

Fossilitis 

An illness depicted in the show Fullmetal Alchemist, in which the body of the infected person slowly turned to stone. Most medicine would not work to combat this disease, and the only cure for this illness was the fabled philosopher's stone.

Fossilitis

Fossilitis by Ethereal_Child June 3, 2011

Foss'd

Happens when you are fired from a job because of someone you hired is replacing you. This occurs when you get a friend hired at your job, but then your superiors soon realize that the friend can do a better job than you can.

Troy was Foss'd from work because the guy he hired can easily replace him.

I got Foss'd from work today cause I hired Daniel and my company realized he is better than me.

Foss'd by GoIrish7 August 14, 2011

fossildick 

1. Used in a joking manner towards gross old men who flirt with or try to date girls who are severely younger than them.

Do you see that old geezer over there? That "fossildick" asked out my 19 year old sister.

fossildick by Jendoll July 31, 2006

fossil tits 

A pair of tits that have hardened cum/semen on them, which gives them a fossilized look.

Andy: "Did you pull out last night?"
Paul: "Yeah, i didn't know where it landed, until i saw Holly had some fossil tits in the morning, haha!"

fossil tits by Dr.Pepper'sAssistant December 9, 2012

Fossil Pants 

1) When pants are worn so low that it makes the wearer look like they have a full diaper on.

2) A really old person's pants. They are so old that they could be a fossil.

Person 1: Look Tyana at Adam's new fossil pants

Person 2: you could make natural gas outta those fossil pants!

Fossil Pants by Kn0w1ng June 5, 2013

Fossum 

undescribably cool, outrageously awesome

"That roller coaster kicked my ass!.. Dude it was sooo fucking awesome!"

"Like regular awesome? or FOSSUM!"

"FOSSUM"

Fossum by willie-dancer April 8, 2009