|1.||Windows F'ed in the A|
On newer computers with Windows 2000 and XP, there is a keyboard shortcut "Windows + F". This shortcut will bring up a search window when pressed once. When held, however, multiple (into the hundreds and even thousands) of search windows will appear. The time held directly correlates with the number of search windows to appear. When held long enough, the computer may crash and may even need a restart. This is something done in many schools to screw around and pull a prank on a fellow, and later on, pissed off, classmate. It also adds an extra shock when one turns off the monitor making an unsuspecting victim.
Teachers are always stumped when they see this dilemma, and usually suggest restarting, thinking the computer just freaking out.
Uneducated users also don't know "Ctrl + W" and "Alt + F4" can be held to very quickly get rid of this problem. However, these shortcuts will not solve the problem if it is held long enough to crash.
Teacher: Why don't you come up to the board and show us this model.
Student 1: *Walks up to board*
Student 2: (Whilst student 1 is at board) *Presses and holds "Windows + F" for an extended period of time, then turns off monitor*
Student 1: *Walks back and turns on monitor, seeing the hundreds of search windows* "Son of a biiiitch, I got Windows F'ed in the A"
|2.||F This S|
Short for "Fuck This Shit."
Like damn gurl, why we at this gay-ass party. F This S.
An emoticon used to express the feeling of anger or frustration. Imagine :F representing someone saying the F* word, or Foaming at the mouth.
I can't take this anymore! :F
This is not my day. :F
Bite me! :F
Home to chick-fil-a "special sauce", and 2 super wal-marts. where all the military people live that work in either Daulgren or Quantico b/c its close to both and anything north of it is to expensive to live in. Home to two of the " 2002 sniper shootings". o, and snow, Lemme put it this way, last year we had a chance of snow and got out of school.
F-burg, A slang, or conjuctionated word made up by the inhabitants of Fredericksburg, VA so they didnt have to write out the whole word on letterheads anymore.
A shortened term meaning face off. Many people confuse this for a harsh, insulting word when really it means someone wants to engage in a battle.
Person 1: Hey, you look kinda funny today
Person 2: F off! (Face off)
Person 1: Bring it!
this stands for..... "i'm such a f**king retarded idiotic loser! it is pronounced eye-is-a-frill.
also i.s.f.r - i'm so f**king retarded.
emily: i.s.a.f.r.i.l......i've done it all wrong ill have to start over!!!
There are several urban-legend fake etymologies postulating an acronymic origin for the word. In the most popular version, it is said that the word "fuck" came from Irish law. If a couple committing adultery were "Found Under Carnal Knowledge" they would be penalized, with "FUCK" written on the stocks above them to denote the crime. Alternative explanations for "fuck" as an acronym for adultery pin it as "Fornication Under Cardinal/Carnal Knowledge". Another story is that it was written in the log book as "FUCK" when people in the military or navy who had homosexual intercourse were being punished. Variants of this include "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge",
In other words your F.U.C.K'D