fucker stop this acronyms thing (Something you can say to a person who is using a lot of acronyms/abbreviations (irony) )

Right Fuckin' Now
Used to describe a situation that needs to be handled without delay.

Pardon the Interruption hosted by Tony Kornheizer and Michael Ray Wilbon with frequent apperiances by Antony Joseph "Stat Boy" Reali. The greatest sports talk show ever. Two old men bicker about whose "boy" lit it up the previous night.

Abbreviation for "As Soon As Fuck". Meant to replace ASAP in casual and less professional situations.

One of cable television's most popular sports programs, this two-man debate show starring Washington Post columnists Tony Kornheiser and Michael Wilbon can be found on ESPN weekdays at 5:30PM (When not pre-empted by golf, which makes me want to gouge my eyes out).

The beginning of the show entails a rundown of about 5 or 6 top sports headlines which are pretty much the most important articles of the day.

After the first commercial break, they'll spend "Five Good Minutes" with an athlete/coach/sportswriter, who which they'll discuss the very top sports story of the day (if its about golf, I generally take a leak-- get the picture about my sports priorities?).

It is at this juncture that they'll play their weekly "game" like "Food Chain," "Over/Under," or "Toss Up," (which is not really a game, but somehow Tony always wins. Hmmm...) or answer fan mail during "Mail Time" or assume the roles of prominent social figures in "Role Play," or as Tony likes to call it, "heads on sticks."

Finally, they'll note some daily landmarks in sports history and have Stat Boy, Tony Reali, read off the errors that each of the journalists made. At the very end, we have the "Big Finish," where both make rapid-fire comments about stories that did not merit a two-minute segment on the show.

- Tony is a shameless shill for his books, television show, or basically any project that he's attached to. Between random Beano Cook references, you'd most likely find him praising "his boy," for...

In gaming terms creating a character with ridiculous stats, abilities, kit, perks etc. Usually with the express purpose of breaking game balance and/or reducing the GM to a gibbering wreak.

Min/Maxing can be said to be crude stat based flangineering often employed by munchkins.

A term for a rapist or someone whose just a dirty c*nt, can also be shouted at your local if you want someone to buy you a round STAT!!!