Feline Assassination Squad. A non profit organization keeping cats in check by any means necessary. F.A.S. is always on the scene when a cat is breaking the law or putting any human in danger. Cats that are dealt with by F.A.S. are usually never heard from again. F.A.S. is worldwide and always expanding seeking any individual willing to "do what needs to be done" to keep mankind safe from these cats who think they are above the law. To join please submit a resume at your nearest F.A.S. headquarters.
F.A.S. is similar to the dog catcher, but for cats
F.A.S.- Fuck ass shit. Generally a person who acts like a fuck ass and shits on everyhting else. Your typical rich white chedda mother fucker.Or a person that just doesnt give a shit about anything. Work any retail job and your sure to cross one.
That last customer was a real f.a.s. spent 2 hours helping him and he didn't buy anything.
Anyone that stays on there cell phone while you are trying to talk to them is a real f.a.s.