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eyelid inventory 

When you are tossing and turning in your sleep. You keep your eyes shut but the brain traffic won't stop and all those people talking in your head are inviting more people over. Pretty soon you have to take stock of the situation otherwise the cranial inventory is out of your control and your brain might explode. Eyelid Inventory is the only way to keep the situation on your level. You may not sleep but your chaos is organized.
And your pillow case is clean in the morning
After a full night on the town and ignoring her AM deadlines, Demonica crashed on her bed only to find sleep was illusive and decided to do some eyelid inventory to avert the inevitable mental trainwreck.
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Eyelid Assassin 

An Eyelid Assassin is an individual who has an unusual fetish of ejaculting in their companions eye for the night. Typically the Eyelid Assassin approaches his companion, and upon the first hint that sex is in the cards, he will ask his partner if he can tape their eyelids open during sex so he can see the complete ecstasy he is bringing during inter course. Once the assassin is about to orgasm, he pulls his cock out, and instead of shooting his hearty load in the mouth, turns his massive cock towards the eyes and unloads a scorching hot load, which makes them scream in pain due to the heat. Typically the results are a burnt cornea, but in rare cases leads to blindness. While the odds of you encountering this freak are about the same as you encountering a Sasquatch, you have been warned, this sick twisted son of a bitch exists, and if you are asked to tape your eyelids open, think twice.
I had an encounter with the Eyelid Assassin, and every since that day, I suffer from double vision.
Eyelid Assassin by Tee Cee Deez February 20, 2019

Eyelid Rave 

To rapidly blink your eyelids in a rapid fashion while listening to a musical track that you would normally "rave" to.

Pros:

* Cheaper then a Lightswitch Rave
* Can be customized to the users Raving experience by changing how fast the eyelids are blinked.

Cons:

* May give you a headache.
Man I just had an awesome Eyelid Rave while listening to that Tune!
Eyelid Rave by Daggaroth August 5, 2011

eyelid channel 

Another term for going to sleep or taking a nap for long periods of time.
" Bruce: Hey, where's Otis?

Omar: Oh, he's watching the Eyelid Channel "
eyelid channel by EATBE4N9NE October 21, 2010

eyelid drop 

During sexual intercourse while the man is about to ejaculate he places his thumb on top of his BELL END to prevent the semen from escaping. He then hovers his penis over the females forehead, then he releases his thumb off his BELL END and FUCKING SPURTS OUT his penis, therefore making a really enormours dribbling mess over the female's eyelids.
Man: Hang on...I gotta good idea, close your eyes
Woman: What is it?
*SPLURT*
Woman: Fuck my eyes! What the hell were you thinking bob!!
Man: I always thought you looked good in white eyeshadow *hehe*

eyelid conspiracy

Always keeping your eye peeled. could be a conspiracy around the corner that has your name on it.
I'm feeling an eyelid conspiracy coming on.
think there is an eyelid conspiracy aimed at me.

eyelid movies

What you see when you are sleeping, or in a state of near sleep.
1. Where's Dave?
He went upstairs to watch eyelid movies.

2. Hey, man! You better watch yourself! The boss just
cruised through and you was watching eyelid movies!
eyelid movies by Don Ameche October 15, 2006