eye browse 

An internet meme featuring a girl(?) with extremely abnormally large eye brows so big that they have their own gravitational pull and internet connection.

I don't always use the internet, but when I do, eye browse

eye browse by SnolenBobAE July 8, 2014

Shawn Eyebrows

Eyebrows that look like Shawn Michaels' eyebrows did in the '90s. They are black, and very thick, usually resulting in a unibrow.

Person 1: "That man over there has Shawn Eyebrows."

Person 2: "Ew, gross!"

Shawn Eyebrows by Sbdbenjwgjfg November 10, 2014

Commander Eyebrows 

A commanding officer, usually in the military, with outstanding eyebrows.

Commander Erwin's eyebrows are on fleek today. No wonder people call him Commander Eyebrows.

Commander Eyebrows by TheEmo April 26, 2015

we in this bitch finna get crunk eyebrows on fleek dafuq 

We in this bitch - we in some place
finna get Crunk - about to get drunk
eyebrows on fleek - eyebrows on point

dafuq - how or why or what the F**K

We in this bitch finna get Crunk eyebrows on fleek dafuq

we in this bitch finna get crunk eyebrows on fleek dafuq by fleek ass eyebrows January 24, 2015

Eyebrows of Freedom 

Eyebrows of Freedom - Eyebrows so big they could fly off someone's face to freedom.

Example: Erwin Smith's eyebrows (Attack on titan)

"Let's go scouting legion, may the eyebrows of freedom be with you!"

"I thought it was the wings of freedom."

"Shut up Eren, you brat. If Erwin says eyebrows, it's eyebrows."
"Sorry lance corporal Levi."

Eyebrows of Freedom by lizbird101 October 5, 2016

Sharpie Eyebrows

The act of shaving your eyebrows and drawing new, paper thin ones in with a sharpie marker.

OMG josh did you see that latina chick with the sharpie eyebrows?

Yea man shes hideous!

Sharpie Eyebrows by HandyAndy July 10, 2007

thick eyebrows 

A supposed sign of age, experience, wisdom and knowledge.

"Look rookie, you're good but you don't have thick eyebrows yet, so shut your pie hole and listen to what I'm telling you!

thick eyebrows by talk2me-JCH2 August 27, 2023