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The result of a man's misfire of sperm into his partner's eye. Causes an unbearable stinging sensation and redness in the eye that can last as long as 24 hours, or until the culprit ejaculator apologizes for his poor aim. A total mood-killer.
I let him finish on my face because I thought it would be hot, but he totally gave me eye babies!
by eye mother March 14, 2009

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