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1. Eych-jay
Noun

I. A situation regarding a man's private in the clutches of one or more hands. . . Usually leading to romantic explosions.

x . This trick thought she was givin' me an eych-jay, but she was just given my pee-pee an indian burn.

Verb
II. To perform the harmonic job of hands on an erected penile region; to a friend or oneself.

x2 . "What did you guys do . .. just make out again?" asked Rowanda. Thurgood responds "Nah hoe, she eyched my jay".
Eych-jay
2. eych!
The mating call of a midget, i.e "ooo me willy, eych!". Popular phrase with bozos and gimps alike.
"eych! that was a good one!"
by Bozo Chops Feb 6, 2003 add a video
3. Sad Volcano
I . When a male is engaging in an act of vigorous masterbation and is ready to induce a romantic explosion. However, the contents of the scene in the pornographic film unexpectedly switches to less desirable content after the masterbater has already committed to purging gametes. The resulting effect is the masterbater attempting to cease the ejaculation but experiences a low force expulsion of seminal fluid.

II . When a male is participating in sexual courtship with a female that is ravenously performing either oral pleasure, an eych-jay, or intercourse in an overly zealous manner causing the male to lose control of his mojo. The male tries to stop the sensation but is too late resulting in a low force expulsion of seminal fluid.

Note***
No orgasm is experienced during a sad volcano . . .
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Examples:

I . Ya this one time I was watchin' a random video I found and it seemed legit so I took a gamble and committed before fast forwarding and then the scene switched to a zoom-in of some random guy beating off in the background. . . I tried to stop but it was a sad volcano.

II . Dasheekee was givin' me an eych-jay and then just stuck it in while we were watchin' Legend of the Hidden Temple on Nickelodeon but it felt too bomb so I told her to stop moving but it was too late . . . sad volcano.
4. A-H
(ey-eych)
-noun
1. "Ass Hours"
2. Measuring units for time devoted to studying, since you are sitting on your ass for hours.
If you are expecting to pass the next test you are gonna have to put on a lot of A-H's.
5. h/p/a/v
adj.
/eych-pav/

A minification of terms popular on internet and bulletin board systems (BBS) throughout the 80s and 90s denoting that the sysop hosted hack/phreak/anarchy/virus content on their server.
"Rusty n Eddies was one of the most popular h/p/a/v sites in the world until the Wire Fraud Act of 1996 was passed and the following Hacker Crackdown resulted in its closure."
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