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to have diarrhea in a hot tub with other people in it.. or to "upper deck" a toilet with the hershey squirts.
Dude, I can't believe you exxon valdezed that hot tub! That was awesome!
by EBinAUSTIN November 14, 2006
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A real bad disaster. It is a shame this boat was broken cuz it had a real good name.
"Dude, is that oil?"
"Dude, Exxon Valdez has been here."
by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003
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Hello, Im Exxon Valdez, but by night, Im Union Jack!
by Ex-on-Val-dez May 05, 2003
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A very hot and sexy female, usually exposing her arms, legs, and stomach.
Yo, exxon valdez, show us your boobs!
by Hickery Doc April 30, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Diarrhea into a large condom or large plastic bag, then abruptly squeeze onto the victims chest and or face splattering said liquid feces for nice chocolate surprise.
"Dude you just Exxon Valdezed on to your first date" what were you thinking??
by joseph Hazelwood March 28, 2007
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