exxon valdez 

to have diarrhea in a hot tub with other people in it.. or to "upper deck" a toilet with the hershey squirts.

Dude, I can't believe you exxon valdezed that hot tub! That was awesome!

exxon valdez by EBinAUSTIN November 14, 2006

Exxon Mobil 

World's 3rd largest company (2009 sales: $310 billion); 2nd largest oil company (after Royal Dutch Shell).

Founded by John D. Rockefeller in 1862 in Titusville, PA as Rockefeller & Andrews Oil. Using combination of trust agreement and a holding company based in NJ, grew to totally dominate oil production, transport, and retailing. Standard Oil incorporated 1870.

Trust agreements revoked (court order) 1892; SO holding company broken up 1911 into 35 entities, including: Exxon, Mobil, Chevron, ARCO, Conoco, and Amoco. Amoco and ARCO were absorbed by British Petroleum, while Conoco merged with Phillips, Chevron merged with Texaco, and Exxon merged with Mobil.

Apologies to Urban Dictionary for misspelling the company's name "Exxon Mobile" in the definition for BP, p.l.c..

Exxon Mobil operates 37 oil refineries in 20 countries; in the USA, it owns and operates about 12,000 service stations.

Exxon Mobil mostly evaded any significant financial responsibility for the 1989 Exxon Valdez tanker crash, the 2nd worst oil spill in US history (since eclipsed by the 2010 Deepwater Horizon blowout. That disaster cost the company about $4.5 billion, paid out over 20 years (or roughly 2% of profits over that time period).

Exxon Mobil by Abu Yahya July 18, 2010

Exxon Valdez 

A real bad disaster. It is a shame this boat was broken cuz it had a real good name.

"Dude, is that oil?"
"Dude, Exxon Valdez has been here."

Exxon Valdez by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

Exxon Mobil 

The largest company in the world by total revenue. Based in Texas. Formed after Exxon and Mobil merged in 1999. The CEO is a former Longhorn.

Though often controversial, Exxon Mobil is just a corporation like any other.

Exxon Mobil by lewis rush October 25, 2007

exxon'd 

In reference to the US Supreme Court Ruling on the Exxon Valdez oil spill in 1989; to be lightly punished, figuratively a 'slap on the wrist.'

I got exxon'd by the weather the other day, drizzly, but no hard rain.

exxon'd by 32178 October 8, 2008

Exxon Valdez poo 

When it seems like you've wiped your ass a hundred times and the toilet paper is still covered in poo. Reference to the huge oil spill in Alaska from the ship Exxon Valdez.

I'm taking an Exxon Valdez poo. I just keep wiping and wiping, and it just keeps coming and coming. Oh well, I guess I'll just sit here and let it dry.

Exxon Valdez poo by Robert VonAwesome October 10, 2009

Exxon Express 

1. The act of fucking a girl doggystyle, then spitting on her back. When she turns around, you cock slap her in the face, and skeet in her mouth. After wong-whacking the fuck out of her, you take shit on her chest. You gouge her eye out with your left nut, Then, (my favorite part), you fuckin shoot her ass in the back of the head, and shove a gas tube up her be-hind. The downside is, it only works once...

2. When you fill up your car with gas at an Exxon station.

Peter: Dude, I got arrested for giving Maria an Exxon Express, and now I'm on fucking death row!!!!

Alex: Holy shit, dude...

Exxon Express by Narc December 7, 2004