| 43. | ipaq | ||
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A decent mobile computer, sporting a fast processor, but poor ergornomics. Comes with a horrible operating system. The Windows Mobile is poorly designed, extremely slow (compared to Palm OS 5 Garnet), and claims to come with useful Windows software, the truth being, that any Microsoft word document edited on this device is screwed up and can never be viewed properly on a computer again. It also does not support any operating system except Windows. People buy these devices anyway, assuming, that since it is "Windows," it will be compatible with their home computer. Truth is, it really isn't compatible with Windows like it says it is. "Windows" Mobile is a lie.
Unique Features and Selling Points 1. Strange design 2. Stupid operating system sound effects 3. The lie of MS Office compatability. 4. Windows only "support." (no openness) 5. Games 6. Annoying menu. No, I'm not joking. Think twice before buying a Windows Mobile device of any kind. Don't believe me? Ask Comsumer Reports. Until recently, "high end" Windows mobile devices didn't even appear in the PDA listings. Eventually, they earned their place as "not recommended." People who bash Palm or advise against it generaly know nothing about it. Fear. Me: What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?
Friend: Apart from crap in a urinal, I bought an ipaq. Me: I'm so sorry. My Tungsten T5 runs circles around my friends (now sold) ipaq. Yay! I have Linux running on my ipaq! It's not crap anymore! |
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| 44. | mavridis | ||
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1. A harsh disease with no cure. 1 in every 1.3 billion people get this rare disease at birth. It is known to make these people act similar to one with down syndrome and want to feel up anyone by the name of tass. These very unlucy and retarded like people are usually named alexi or juan.
2. A person who believes everybody named dana or louisedana has no eyebrows, leading to them thinkin their face looks similar to a plate. 3. An extremely homosexual she-male. 1. I feel so sorry for mavridis, that tass guy is so ugly.
2. Man mavridis trips out everytime he sees louisedana. 3. Alexi is such a mavridis. |
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| 45. | Playing the gay card | ||
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Similar to playing the black card, playing the woman card, playing the disabled card, et cetera.
When someone exploits positive discrimination to get their way, and points to a personal trait of theres as a fault which somehow justifies their actions or inability to do something they'd ordinarily be expected to do. Also used to guilt trip people into taking back something they've said on the grounds of them being insensitive. Usually just enforces negative stereotypes and is extremely detrimental to the cases of most gay people simply wanting to be treated like normal human beings. "Muuumm, I can't take the garbage out - I'm gay, remember?"
"Oh, sorry son. I'll do it. Thanks for playing the gay card! I nearly forgot that I'm supposed to treat you like an imbecile for something totally irrelivant to your physical and mental capacity." "What the fuck are you on about, boy?" "That really hurts my feelings. I have special needs! It's not easy growing up gay, you know?" "Erh, don't play the gay card you stupid brat." "What the hell did you do that for? You just killed 40,000 people!" "I'm gay! How could I know any better? It's your fault, you straight people have made me unknowledgable through your discrimination." |
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| 46. | hitler | ||
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The reason Hitler wanted to get rid of scum (Jews) was because he saw them as a threat to his Third Reich and to his New World Order. He created the Nazi party as a way to protect the White race from its main enemy (Jews), Not Negroes because without the Jew the Negro is nothing. Since Jews envy the fact that Whites (Europeans) are rulers of the world. They have tried and till this day still are trying ANYTHING to destroy this race and take their place are rulers of the world. If there were no Jews on earth, then Nazism would never exist because there would be no threat to the Whites and the world will be a much better, saner, and more secure place. In case you don't know, Jews have always being bastards throughout history.
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The Jews are race manipulators and nation-wreckers. They have being expelled from just about every single European nation because of their malevolence and evil nature. They use their intelligence for derogatory purposes. They are responsible for wrecking and mongrelizing Ancient Egypt. They are responsible for wrecking the Roman Empire. They are responsible for murdering 600,000,000 Whites. In 1930 33% of the world was White or Caucasian. ow is about 7% and dropping. Now the Jews are trying ANYTING to bring that 7% to a 0%. There was no Holocaust. The Jews are liars. The Nazis murdered about 1 million and a half million people. Most of them Jews. Not 6 million. If it was 6 million then the Nazis would have to killed 1370 Jews every day non-stop ... |
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| 47. | WoW | ||
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In 2004, Blizzard Entertainment released World of Warcraft (WoW), and it became the largest massive multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) the world has ever seen. It takes place four years after the previous game left off, Warcraft III The Frozen Throne, an RTS (real time strategy), and the setting is in the world of Azeroth. It lets players portray one (at a time) out of the eight dominant races of Azeroth. The races are divided into two teams, the Horde and Alliance. On the Alliance there are the humans, elves, gnomes, and dwarves. On the Horde there are the orcs, trolls, tarrun, and undead. There are also several classes to chose from. Some are warlock, mage, rogue, warrior, etc. Within the world players can interact with others, the environment, buy, trade, make, and sell, goods, do over 3000+ quests, and much, much more. As of now, 5.5 million people play this game worldwide.
WARNING! This game is extremely addictive. Unless you would like to have no friends in real life for a long time, DO NOT play this game. I myself went though weeks of withdrawal when I stopped playing. After I stopped, my GPA went up from 2.8, to 3.9. This is proof of how consuming this game truly is. James: Hey Jack, want to go hang out with us at the mall?
Jack: No, I have a 9:00pm MC raid. Plus some guildies and I were going to gank Xroads. I also need to go get 2 more arcanite bars to make a core marksmen rifle. And after that I promised some noobies I would esscort them though Deadmines. James: Ok... What about tommorow? Jack: Sorry, I can't. I have a 11:00am ZG raid, and then right after that I doing a guild BG in AV at 5:00pm. And after that, I'm going to try and get an Blade of Hanna in Blackrock Spire. James: WoW really does rule your life. |
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| 48. | needham | ||
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1. A crappy town which, if the people were to be judged solely by the stores within, would be filled with fat, vain, extremely rich people. Hey, maybe sometimes you can judge a book by it's cover.
2. The armpit of New England 3. Commonly known as Weedham...for obvious reasons. 4. Home to the oldest rivalry in US history, having been rivals with neighbor Wellesly since its succession from Needham in the early 1700's. Hey kid, where you from?
Needham Oh crap, sorry about that. Here, gimme all your money, FATTY. NO WONDER YOU SUCK AT SPORTS! |
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| 49. | Tenor sax | ||
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A member of the saxophone family which is placed in between the Baritone and Alto voices. This is considered one of the sweetest, smooth, melodic sounding insturments by some peoples opinion. The Tenor Sax is a favored instrument in many Jazz ensembles and Ska bands. This sax is known for being able to blast out beutiful sounding solos at fast speeds. People who play the Tenor are usually extremely suave and good looking and can usually pick up any gal they would want. Girl 1: "Look how hot that kids over there is."
Girl 2: " Which one do u mean?" Girl 1: " The extremely hot one wiht the Tenor Sax." Girl 2: "Oh of course the one with the Tenor, sorry!" |
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