| 29. | Troylet | ||
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n. A non-collegiate resident of Troy, NY displaying a complete lack of intelligence or social graces. Often the product of inbreeding. Parents may be sister and brother, sister and father, brother and mother, aunt and grandfather, etc. Is often identified by one or more of the following characteristics: obesity, blank facial expression, missing teeth, drooling, and extreme stench. Often a forth or fifth generation welfare recipient. Recreational activities include vandalism and other petty crimes. Make country folk from Appalachia seem urbane by comparison. "I just ran over another Troylet. Oh well."
"That Troylet just peed on my car." "She is a high class Troylet." (Referring to a teenage prostitute working out of the Super 8 motel.) "I think I just found the missing link. Sorry, it was just a Troylet." "Recent Amoeba research may shed some light on Troylet behavior." "Now that is a Troylet's feast." (Referring to a full dumpster.) "Troy wouldn't be nearly as bad were it not for the Troylets." "She looks 90 years old and she is a great grandmother, but that Troylet is only 41 years old." |
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| 30. | field hockey players | ||
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a really hot girl. Definitely not a lesbion. Usually has an amazing ass and incredible lower body strength due to crazy condtitioning. A field hockey girl could easily kick any guys ass. They play the best sport ever known to man that is field hockey. A sport in which totally hot girls (field hockey players) chase eachother around with sticks and kick the shit out of eachother. This sport requires extreme endurance and strength. Field hockey players are really hard core but the hottest girls alive with the nicest asses on the planet. Field hockey players are usually overpowered with crazy team spirit. the day b4 a game they will usually wear something ridiculous to school to show their spirit. Field hockey players are often preppy american eagle abercrombie wearing rich girls because the sport is so damb expensive.
student 1:are you going to the field hockey game today?
student 2: yeah man those field hockey players are so damb hot! student 1:yeah but they are so hard core, the could totally kick your ass student 2:oh man thats so hot |
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| 31. | powermunt | ||
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Derived from munt (to vomit), a power munt is any regurgitation that is of such awe inspiring force that it requires the adjective "power" placed in front of it to convey the immense volume of the munterial and the violent manner in which it was dispelled from the body through a combination of the mouth, nose and, in extreme cases, the eyes. Something to be proud of the morning after. Arts student 1: Dude, you just powermunted!
Arts student 2: Where am i? Arts student 1: Man, if u didn't open your mouth it would have blown your head off! Arts student 2: My mouth tastes like munt Arts student 1: Here, this vodka will get rid of the taste |
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| 32. | Cabezas | ||
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A spanish teacher who comes from a foreign country to teach the student body about their native land, and encourage students to do their work via usage of repetition and the threat of wrapping his hands around a student's neck, thus strangling them. "Man, didn't you hear? That Cabezas said that he sold his wife to the black market to pay off extreme gambling debts!"
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| 33. | summer break | ||
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when school is out and everyone is having fun for about the first month until:
1.parents force job searching 2.all video game levels have been beaten 3.all your friends leave for summer vacation so by the time one comes back another leaves and no one can actually get together. 4.or when you do get together no one knows what to do because all enthusiasm has been drained 5.if you don't have a car you are forced to stay at home or endure a treachorous journey in a 50000 degree over grown oven. 6.the lack of doing pretty much nothing at all resorts to extreme exagerrations on what really went on during the summer when you go back to school. but it also can have its benefits... 1.you can decide to change and don't have to worry about nagging. 2.you can wear whatever you want...no dress codes!!! :) 3.sleep whenever you want 4.you have a lot of "free time" which can be good Teacher: "Now what are some of the exciting things that went on during your summer break?"
Student: "Well... uh... I got a job...working at Warped Tour and a plane flew over dropping all kinds of money down on us." Class: *looks amazed* *well substitute plane for boss, money for orders and pointless busy work, and Warped Tour for the local supermarket and everything I just said was true.* |
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| 34. | Gun-free Zone | ||
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Another ill-conceived idiotic idea by hoplophobes trying to force their extreme views upon everyone. The premise of this ideologue is criminals, who by definition regularly break the law, will suddenly obey the law because a new one was just created. Virginia Tech implemented a gun-free zone on their grounds after a 2005 gun incident. In this incident, a student who was legally carrying a pistol stopped an armed assailant by confronting him. It is a tragic irony that the "leaders" of that college then took away the one thing that could of prevented the 2007 tragedy.
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| 35. | sex ed | ||
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A class that is supposed to teach teens about the ins and outs (get it?) of sex, but often fails miserably at this goal. Often uses scare tactics to preach abstinance, even though a blind man could see through their propoganda. Also usually influenced by extreme christian (aka bible thumper) morals. Sex Ed student: Dude, you wouldn't believe the bullshit they were preaching at sex ed.
Freind: What? Sex Ed Student: They said that condoms fail 90 percent of the time! Friend: That's BULLSHIT! Sex Ed Student: I know! |
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