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A punk that obsesses over the extreme marketing hype. An extreme sports punk:
rides a skateboard drives a hummer has a mohawk has tattoos has testicular rings screams "EXTREME" at the top of his lungs is an asshole has an IQ lower than 30 participates in vandalism hates the establishment for no reason other than the sake of doing so is full of shit will do anything if you "triple dare" him to "ON A SCALE FROM ONE TO TEN, ONE BEING NOT SO EXTREME AND TEN BEING EXTREMELY EXTREME, I'D GIVE THIS A NINE POINT FIVE!!!!!!!! WHOOO!!!! CHECK IT OUT, EXTREME CHEDDAR!!!! WHOOOOO!!!!!" - Extreme Sports Punk #1
Because extreme sports punks have so little personality, they don't even deserve proper naming. |
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