bobby-"ahh, man, it's thunderstorming again today"

johnny-"and i was really excited about going and playing football, shucks"

bobby-"hey wait, what if we went and played *deep epic voice* EXTREME FOOTBALL."

johnny-"hey that sounds like fun, how do you play?"

bobby-"you'll see"

fast forward to during the game

bobby-"go long johnny"

*dramatic lightning crash*

bobby-"johnny! where were you on that one?!"

johnny-"ahhhhhooooooooooooooeoeeeeeeeeeeoooooowwwwww"

*johnny's yelps of pain as he stops, drops, and rolls.*