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36. Chicago Carking
After a night of heavy drinking in Chicago, a passed-out girl is carried upstairs and subjected to unspeakable acts performed on her anus. The next morning she wakes up and can't remember anything, or has possibly suppressed all memories of the event. But the lingering pain and difficulty walking serve as reminders of the carking she received the previous night.
Honey, make sure you wash back there extra well and drink up. There's gonna be a whole lotta Chicago Carking going on tonight.
37. vanity pounds
The extra weight you have which detracts from your aesthetic beauty. Canadians and Europeans refer to them as "vanity kilograms."

"Yo dawg, you're a really nice guy, but the ladies might find you alot hotter if you lost about eight vanity pounds."

38. popcorn feet
When your feet smell like the heavy butter put atop popcorn . Usually caused by sweat ,new shocks and old shoes. Not to be mistaken for popcorn foot.
Are you making a bag of extra movie butter popcorn ,or do you have popcorn feet.

Don't take off your shoes, last time you had popcorn feet!
39. penisdufflebag
a huge bag that carries around your penis for you. So you dont have extra weight in that erea
my penis is so dam heavy, unles i use my penisdufflebag
40. fatso
An abbreviation for fat soul. This commonly used insult is more than a mere comment on a person’s physical appearance. It refers to the inner motivations behind this person’s gluttony, hinting that the unstoppable craving for food is a integral part of his or hers personality, or soul. Thus a fatso need not be a obese son of a bitch that has to pay for two seats on an airplane, but might as well be skinny like that most hospitable of Hilton hotels.
Burger joint employee: Do you want the extra large menu for only 1$ extra?
Fatso : Damn man! Look at me! What the hell do you think???
41. McCildo
When your finger gets smashed by an extremely huge and heavy object and the result is an extra inch of finger ( unfortunately after a trip to the ER). It is then in turn quite the lady pleaser!!
Justin: "Dude your finger looks like a dildo ever since u got it smashed"

Aaron: "Yeah isn't it awesome! The girlfriend loves that extra inch."

Justin: " I think im going to smash my finger so I can have a McCildo."

Aaron: " Yeah u should! Trust me she won't be disapointed."
42. Fuckshitdickballs
1. A term used to describe extreme, and/or extra extreme and severe frustration, anger, agression, pain, agony, and/or molestation.

2. A term used to describe extreme pleasure.
FUCKSHITDICKBALLS! You dropped that extremly or extra extremely heavy object on my foot!

FUCKSHITDICKBALLS! That felt extremely pleasurable!

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