When you are fumbling at work and can't produce anything useful. the people around you are getting annoyed at your incompetence and you end up sitting on your own with your extra digit. Also, if you have bad body odour

chef·al·i·a chehf-tahl-ee-ahh

noun

1. A unit of measurement that is equivalent to three adult male fingers not including the large knuckles or any corresponding joint or part of the body past the first knuckle.

2. The form of measurement used to describe how much mass is needed to fit the volume of a woman's orifice.
3. A word used with as heavy of an Cypriot accent as possible.

plural: Cheftalies

A variation of giving someone "the finger", where the middle digit is fully extended and the remaining fingers are bent at the middle knuckle.
An advanced maneuver, the extra manual dexterity required is meant to indicate extreme displeasure with the party on the receiving end of the gesture. Also, it's fun to watch people who can't do it struggle like retards trying.

The performer takes a finger and inserts it into their buttcrack until a healthy brown smudge is harvested. An unsuspecting victim is then carefully and quietly approached, and at the right moment the dirty digit is rubbed/smeared on the victim, in the thin space above their upper lip and below their nostrils.
The result, a brown and smelly temporary moustache, is known as the "stinky sanchez." Alternative titles include the "dirty hitler," "brown rollie" and "tom selleck."
For extra points, perform it on a sleeping victim.

You get an sms message on ur phone and you thinks its a private msg
You look for the map at your shop (the you are here type) and start looking for the sword shop aubary etc
You stand out front of the chemist selling potions made of household items and other things in your garden cos u have 80 herblore
You see someone run away from a tarantula and u call them a newb for being scared of it boasting about how u could kill it with ur hands
You steal a cake from the bakery get caught walk away for 5 mins walk back and try again
After the baker calls the police you run around the block and wait for him to dissapear then you go back and keep stealing cakes
Walk into a bank in full armour with a weapon and say "Anyone got any free stuff?"
When you attack an old lady, you claim that you are training
When you pick up a penny, you wonder why it won't respawn
When you the king black dragon looks dark green too you.
When they have to take off a digit off you combat level
You are at gunpoint and you say "go ahead, I'll only drop five bucks"
There's two permanent hollow spaces on your computer chair
Your clicking finger is the strongest muscle in your body
Andrew goes crazy trying to create a monster that you can't kill
You spray paint your cat red and call it an imp
You perk up from you sleep when your teacher mentions the coal export in the middle east
You constantly hear the repeated clicking sound from leveling mining that drives you mad
Paralyze monster star...