extenze 

bullshit in a pill

If you have short dick syndrome or merely have a small boner extenze won't do anything for you. If you're a teen keep waiting to see how your dick genes play out. If you're an adult you better have a high paying career or find the woman who don't believe in fornicating.

extenze by irked by dick ads May 26, 2013

Extenze 

An infomercial airing between midnight and 6 a.m. Apparently, the ad people at Extenze think that anyone who stays up late thinks they have a small penis. The infomercial itself is riddled with scripted dialogue with people who can barely speak English. If you happen to be bored while watching the infomercial, there's definitely a Girls Gone Wild commercial on a neighboring channel.

Hey broseph, I have really low self-esteem so I jerk off to Girls Gone Wild commercials after ordering Extenze to increase the size of my microscopic penis!

Extenze by bobbydole February 5, 2008

extenze 

A pill that causes freakish and gargantuan erections.

After my man took extenze, his penis was so large that when I saw it I laughed, and when I sat on it I cried.

extenze by Snoopy Pugh August 11, 2009

extenze 

Something the male side of laurens male family is in dire need of.

Laurens father: Have you heard about extenze yet?
Laurens grandpa: No what is it?
Laurens father: the soloution to our "Smallest problem"

extenze by Gotcha bit*h January 26, 2011