Expired

When someone doesn't understand something the first time and you don't fell like repeating it...you say : Expired

Shakwanna: Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. haha
Devon: What? I don't get it
Shakwanna: Expired !

Expired by DevonBrah October 11, 2011

expired__m1lk 

The most sexiest man to ever walk the Earth. The gayest and most hottest person.

This:

"Have you heard of expired__m1lk?"
"No, who are they?"
"He's the sexiest man to ever walk the Earth!"

expired__m1lk by richie toizer is gay July 5, 2021

expired nudes 

Nudes that are therefor out of date

Even though she was 15 , those expired nudes are amazing!

expired nudes by Bob man meyers March 1, 2017

Expired Meat Stick 

Refers to an old man who wants to get his dick wet

bitch suck on my Expired Meat Stick

Expired Meat Stick by NCH Chris March 5, 2010

Expired Douchebag

Noun: a douchabag that is so old and douchey that it isn't even fit to douche with.

KJ: " I unfriended Branham on Facebook. He said some shit that totally pissed me off!"

Angela: " Good! That old fugger is nothing but an expired douchebag, anyway."

Expired Douchebag by MadMorsel August 19, 2013

expiredgarlicbread

the best person in the world. A huge celebrity.

“ expiredgarlicbread is so great!”

expiredgarlicbread by yourratcrush<3 June 7, 2021

expired__m1lk 

Literally one of the sweetest, kindest, amazing, swagest ppl I’ve ever met 🤩 he deserves sm more then they have low key deserves the world if you ask me 🙄 honestly we shouldn’t even be allowed to breath their air.

Who should be the ruler of the world and why?

Deez nutz jk it should be expired__m1lk

Why?
Bc he’s cool.

expired__m1lk by YouMomIsHotWhatHerNumber July 9, 2021