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Hey Samhain_Knight, So Ireland is the least "Anglosized," of all the Celtic Nations. Is that why your language is practically dead whereas our (more ancient celtic) language is thriving and is the only Celtic tongue to have bucked the pan celtic decline in speakers and increased in number? I love the Irish but you do like the sound of your own voices and love telling the world how fantastic you all are. zzzzzzzz. Can the Scots and Irish try to remember they are not the only peoples in these isles of Celtic ancestry.
P.S. most of the Southern Scots are descended from Germanic peoples just like the English, they used to be welsh (check out our most ancient poets who lived and wrote there.) eg1:
American person: So your Irish, like from the UK do you know the Queen? Irish person: No it's a seperate country. eg2: American: Celtic like Irish right. Cymro: Rwy't i'n twp iawn. Cymru am byth! |
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| 2. | English | ||
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A language formally popular in the United States, predicted by scholars to become extinct by year 2020. Immigrants these days don't even bother to learn english.
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| 3. | Brodaic | ||
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a language used my ya dudes, douchebags, guidos and club donkeys. it is primarily spoken by suburban metrosexual blowout haircut havin cubic zirconia earring wearing losers who are scared of how dark it is in the closet. further more this is language needs to stay extinct. if you know anyone who speaks brodaic bACK AWAY SLOWLY...and say heyyy brooooo..or yaaaa guyyyy...then turn and run brian: i can t understand what these douche bags are saying..what kind of language is that?
patrick: ya dude i think they re speaking a long lost language called brodaic. these 2 ya dudes are definitely having a bromantic moment while speaking brodaic. brian: i thought douchebaggery was extinct? patrick: no they ve tried to make a comeback with their blowout haircuts,their pooped collars, orange colored skin making a kissy face in every picture. Example see "my new haircut" on you tube by L2X productions |
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| 4. | Awkward Raptor | ||
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When the sign language for "awkward" is combined with pretending to be a dangerous dinosaur which has tiny arms and walks on two legs. The posture of the body is crucial. One must bend the knees, and arch the back, while walking. To do the sign for awkward extend your thumb, index, and middle finger, forming an L with your left hand. Do this with both hands on a flat plane in front of you, pointing with both hands at about a 45 degree angle. For extra emphasis, curl each finger a bit! The Awkward Raptor is used in moments of extreme awkwardness, and is five times more badass than using any non-extinct animal. When Timmy, Gigi, and Rebecca bumped into their philosophy professor at a hookah bar where he was making out with their old sunday school teacher, they all immediately turned around and did the Awkward Raptor.
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| 5. | Indigocide | ||
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Indigocide is the destruction of an indigenous people and their indigenous culture via mass immigration and colonisation. Genocide relates to a race. Ethnocide relates to an ethnic group. Indigocide relates to both an indigenous people and their indigenous culture. Indigocide relates to multi-culturalism and its emphasis on colonisation as opposed to integrationism. Indigocide is not an action undertaken by the government aiming at a direct extermination of a race or an ethnic group eg the construction of death camps or gulags, but relates instead to the actions of a government via their social, political, cultural and immigration policies that cause the indigenous peoples and culture of a nation to be marginalised and eventually disappear. The fact that the Cockney language form of London will vanish in less than 30 years is an example of Indigocide. As an example of indigocide the cockney language will be extinct in London within 30 years.
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| 6. | Hu Jintao | ||
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Hu Jintao is the current president of China. President Hu is different from previous rulers in that he emphasis on peaceful raise and harmonies society. Under Hu, China has been further transformed from a poor third world country to a potential first world superpower. There are concern, as always, of human rights issue and violations under his rule. -Noob who doesn't understand politics: "Yeah Hu Jintao sucks, because he's a communist so China sucks because it's a communist nation. And yeah, I just generalize 1.3 billion people."
-Some with even half a brain responds: "Why don't YOU try to govern 1.3 billion Chinese with 56 distinctive ethnic groups, with 292 living languages and 1 extinct language (Jurchen), and the world most populous nation with poverty still a problem." -The sarcastic responder: "If only voting and freedom of speech can magically generate wealth, food, and improve the economy" |
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| 7. | Hu | ||
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Hu is the current president of China. President Hu is different from previous rulers in that he emphasis on peaceful raise and harmonies society. Under Hu, China has been further transformed from a poor third world country to a potential first world superpower. There are concern, as always, of human rights issue and violations under his rule.
-Noob who doesn't understand politics: "Yeah Hu sucks, because he's a communist so China sucks because it's a communist nation. And yeah, I just generalize 1.3 billion people." -Some with even half a brain responds: "Why don't YOU try to govern 1.3 billion Chinese with 56 distinctive ethnic groups, with 292 living languages and 1 extinct language (Jurchen), and the world most populous nation with poverty still a problem." -The sarcastic responder: "If only voting and freedom of speech can magically generate wealth, food, and improve the economy" Hu is the President of China
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