Flexible skirt used to retain sealant media along the center of a chuck rim. Both interior and exterior skirts of the maintain an accurate indexing of the seal in most typical JK-Design vacuum chucking arrangements.

Alchemical cooking process that turns a pan-fried steak into deansteakpork resembling roasted pork; or, deansteaktuna resembling Ahi tuna – depending on the pre-cooking preparation and actual cooking process used.

deansteakpork: preparation requires over-aged freezer burn, too high heat and overcooking on a cast iron frying pan to achieve a weak, brown sear with a thick grey band and a dry, pink interior resembling a parched pork chop or Neapolitan ice cream sandwich

deansteaktuna: prepared at low oven temperature for too short of time followed by too short of time in extremely hot cast iron griddle pan; brown exterior with blackened crosshatch grill markings and thick, overcooked band with cool, raw, pink interior with veins of uncooked white fat running throughout

Mitchell's have a wicked sense of humor and tend to stay inside and play video games. Intelligent, but a little odd at times. Treats people with kindness at spontaneous moments, but can have a rough exterior at times. Mitchell's are normally talented at many things, causing many people to be jelous. They chose to ingore these people, even unfortanetly bringing this into his freindships. Overall though, Mitchell's are very good people and can be an amazing freind.

A massively unfortunate incident caused by several small, easily avoidable circumstances and excessively poor decision making.

The most loyal person you could ever meet. She may have a tough exterior, or present a tough exterior, but inside is a true women. A women who knows exactly how to be a lady in the street, but a freak in the bed!!! Always pretty, but never cross her because she can hold a grudge for years. She's a self-professed grudge-a-holic. If she likes you, she likes you. Most people try to impress her, but she is a pretty down to earth kinda girl, and doesn't need to be bribed for friendship. Shes the kinda person that would tell you to be yourself, and always be honest about it, no matter what the cost. She's the one who would say "those that mind dont matter, and those that matter dont mind" She's always there when you need her, and isn't afraid to tell you the truth. Loves to laugh, and you can hear her for miles. One of the most loving, supportive, funny, crazy, loyal people you could ever hope to meet!!! You definitely want an Emmalena on your side.

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A kemling is a creature born from an African father and Polish mother. Kemlings typically represent cartoon characters, but don't let their playful exterior fool you. Kemlings are known to be aggressive when provoked. One can often spot a Kemling by their misfigured thumbs.