Flexible skirt used to retain sealant media along the center of a chuck rim. Both interior and exterior skirts of the maintain an accurate indexing of the seal in most typical JK-Design vacuum chucking arrangements.
By moulding the flappydoodles with the oogoo, a woodturner will be assured that his/her vacuum seal will be maintained.
Alchemical cooking process that turns a pan-fried steak into deansteakpork resembling roasted pork; or, deansteaktuna resembling Ahi tuna – depending on the pre-cooking preparation and actual cooking process used.
deansteakpork: preparation requires over-aged freezer burn, too high heat and overcooking on a cast iron frying pan to achieve a weak, brown sear with a thick grey band and a dry, pink interior resembling a parched pork chop or Neapolitan ice cream sandwich
deansteaktuna: prepared at low oven temperature for too short of time followed by too short of time in extremely hot cast iron griddle pan; brown exterior with blackened crosshatch grill markings and thick, overcooked band with cool, raw, pink interior with veins of uncooked white fat running throughout
There's no easy way to say this but that deansteak looks awful. I wouldn't pay a wooden nickel for it.
Whoa, that deansteak is probably the worst steak ever. 2/6 never forget.
Looks like you didn't completely defrost before cooking to get that deansteak.
If your steak looks more like a pork chop than a steak, something went wrong and you have a deansteakpork.
I will never be able to un-see this deansteaktuna.
You are an alchemist! First your steak looked like roasted pork and now, seared Ahi tuna! What will you turn your next steak into?
Mitchell's have a wicked sense of humor and tend to stay inside and play video games. Intelligent, but a little odd at times. Treats people with kindness at spontaneous moments, but can have a rough exterior at times. Mitchell's are normally talented at many things, causing many people to be jelous. They chose to ingore these people, even unfortanetly bringing this into his freindships. Overall though, Mitchell's are very good people and can be an amazing freind.
"OMG Mitchell is so hilarious!"
"I know right?"
A massively unfortunate incident caused by several small, easily avoidable circumstances and excessively poor decision making.
I really Swinglered my car when I decide to throw that soft-drink through my sunroof onto that other guy's car, and he proceeded to chase me for 45 minutes, hurling debris at me and causing hundreds of dollars worth of damage to my car exterior.
The most loyal person you could ever meet. She may have a tough exterior, or present a tough exterior, but inside is a true women. A women who knows exactly how to be a lady in the street, but a freak in the bed!!! Always pretty, but never cross her because she can hold a grudge for years. She's a self-professed grudge-a-holic. If she likes you, she likes you. Most people try to impress her, but she is a pretty down to earth kinda girl, and doesn't need to be bribed for friendship. Shes the kinda person that would tell you to be yourself, and always be honest about it, no matter what the cost. She's the one who would say "those that mind dont matter, and those that matter dont mind" She's always there when you need her, and isn't afraid to tell you the truth. Loves to laugh, and you can hear her for miles. One of the most loving, supportive, funny, crazy, loyal people you could ever hope to meet!!! You definitely want an Emmalena on your side.
"Whose that tough chick?"
"Aw, thats Emmalena, but don't worry she's really lovely"
TrueCrypt encrypted device for safely storing pornagized porn to avoid getting caught by parents when not orgasming or a safety net when boxers are around feet when orgasming
TrueCrypt encrypted device easily carried in jerking shorts to share porn or watch with friends
It doesn't matter if the drive can be concealed from parents as only you can decrypt the porn drive to use it: TrueCrypt allows for a false exterior container to "show" there's no porn in it, and an interior container with different password for the porn you and your friends will use for your daily seven and better couch jerk.
The more guys who bring a porn drive to the sleep over the better. No porn hogs invited.
A kemling is a creature born from an African father and Polish mother. Kemlings typically represent cartoon characters, but don't let their playful exterior fool you. Kemlings are known to be aggressive when provoked. One can often spot a Kemling by their misfigured thumbs.
Kid: Hey Mom, look at that Kemling!
Mom: Don't get too close! He's dangerous!