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Printer logic extention

pops up every second i try to use a fucking chromebook for work. force installed by the school admin and will not let ppl remove this peice of bloatware that is a big distraction to schoolwork. the only way to remove it is to give them ur account info and pray to god you dont get hacked.
me: alr, time to do a slideshow on a school assignment.
*window pops up*
me: FUCK SAKE! not this Printer logic extention for chrome.
Teacher: just login and it will go away :)
Me: it won't tho, i really hate this pile of bloatware >:(
Teacher: put the chromebook away then if ur going to act like that >:(
Me: whatever, might as well do this at home then...
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American Exceptionalism

A tool used to keep people satisfied with not knowing how much they are being fucked over.
"America is the greatest nation in the world. It's perfect and nothing needs fixing. It literally can't improve! I already have the best possible lot in life."
--American one lost paycheck away from homelessness

"American Exceptionalism is the best! I can pay my workers poverty wages, and they won't even do anything about it because they don't know any other way of living! Let's make sure things stay that way."
--American Billionaire

Extinctionism 

An ideology that declares human beings are the primary cause of worldwide disruption to the Biosphere, and other life: animal – oceanic – plant. The ideology also argues for the gradual self-extinction of Homo sapiens, thereby enabling the living Earth (Gaia philosophy) to restore itself to a natural state.
Extinctionism and altruism are synonymous words to Extinctionists.

"We know that a man can read Goethe or Rilke in the evening, that he can play Bach and Schubert---and go to his day’s work at Auschwitz in the morning."
Extinctionism by Extinctionist December 30, 2010

minimally exceptional 

A euphamism for stupid, said to parents of school-aged children who are likely to sue if their "special little guy" isn't treated like a genius.
Teacher: "Mrs. Johnson, little Billy is minimally exceptional."
Mrs. Johnson: "Oh, how wonderful to hear!"
minimally exceptional by EverGreen February 16, 2012

Extortionist 

A person who uses threats and other means of intimidation to get something they want.
Evan Chandler and Janet Arvizo are two extortionists who falsely accused Michael Jackson of child molestation in attempts to get their hands on his money.
Extortionist by MKTrthBTld March 8, 2012

Extortion 

A crime in which something is obtained by use of threats or intimidation etc.
Michael Jackson was the victim of EXTORTION attempts by two greedy people itching to get their hands on his money.
Extortion by MKTrthBTld March 8, 2012

full extension

The act of drinking from a bottle or can while the arm is "fully extended", pouring the beer from above one's head on to one's mouth, face, shirt and occasionally pants.

Excited by their engagement, Alexis and Billy celebrated with a full extension, and in the process soaked the couple at the table next to them.
full extension by Rob Pfeifer February 11, 2008