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1. ATV
A common abbeviation for "all terrain, vehicle."
A 4 wheeled vehicle, typically used by ignorant rednecks, to ride across all sorts of land, both private and public. Their passtime tends to cause soil erosion as they more or less destroy everything in their path. And while what is left of our remaining arable land continues to get paved over for patio homes, strip malls, office campuses, freeways arterials and other highways (see roads), and other assorted suburban sprawl, the ATV riders are continually at odds with farmers, environmentalists, consevationists pagans and others who actually have a respect for the land.
Oh f*ck! That ATV driver just flattened all the produce in our organic community garden, now we are screwed.
2. philistine
Philistine = No Culture
A conformist in everything they do. A person who is obsessed with sports, sex (among the High School and College set in particular, but some may not be at all) and Motor vehicles. They listen to whatever everyone else is listening to (especially if it is Country Music, Classic Rock, Nickleback, Limp Bizkit or rap/Hip Hop in the case of many younger philistines), wear whatever everyone else is wearing, and avoid anything that is in the least bit unusual, unique, or eccentric. They tend to have little to no use for art, be of limited intelligence, be obsessed with such things as NASCAR, golf, Hunting and Fishing, and tend to drive gas guzzling vehicles like SUVs and Extended cab Pickup Trucks. They are the fuel behind reality television. They love ATVs and all the damage they cause to the land. They could care less about the environment
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3. Hardbody
A 1986.5-1997 Nissan pickup. One of the best mini trucks ever made, capable of going 300,000 miles with ease. Power choices were 2.4L 4 cylinder auto or 5 spd, and a 3.0 V6, auto or 5spd. offered in regular or extended cab variations, 2 or 4 wheel drive. Base, XE, and SE were the trim levels. In 1994 they received a new car-like interior design.
I have 280,000 miles on my hardbody, and it still runs like new.
4. compensator truck
Large pickup trucks ,usually driven by rednecks, typically jacked up with knobby off-road tires despite being too large and heavy to go off-roading with. They may also have an extended cab with a diamond-plate toolbox in the bed, which is perfectly unscratched from not having been used ever. Possibly a pair of cast-aluminum balls hang from the trailer hitch, which may be replaced with a Ford/Chevy/Dodge logo. Common wisdom holds that these trucks are used to make up for what their owners lack in stature, or other parts of the anatomy.
That guy needed a stepstool to climb into his compensator truck.
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5. Chevy Xtreme
Chevy Xtreme

Chevrolet S-10 pickup and blazer performance package. Well technically it was still a slow POS. The Xtreme was basically an appearance package of fancy wheels, foglamps, monochromatic paint and ground effects plastic body panels that went atop a regular or extended cab S10 (with either the Fleetside or Sportside short bed) equipped with the ZQ8 suspension. If that fits your idea of what "Xtreme" is, then you probably already own one of these trucks. The Xtreme package replace the SS package in 1999 and has since been replace by the new SS version.

Stereotypically associated with Hispanics and "domestic ricers". It is usually "blinged" out with cheap rims and useless performance parts that ultimately do nothing to increase this slow trucks performance.

People who own one of these truck usually suffer from "gollum syndrome" aka "moocher syndrome" and think that this truck is rare and has some sort of real value. They speak constantly of doing engine mods and swaps yet never will because lets face it, if you own one of these truck you are either poor or have an IQ of 20. Ultimately the truck is worthless which is why Chevrolet produced less then 3000 a year.
hey look at that chevy Xtreme.

haha, what a pathetic excuse of a performance package....he has no chance against a Ford lightning or Dodge ss/t
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